Today, I woke up to go to school. I was unbelievably tired, but I gathered the courage to go take my shower. I then took a long shower, cleaned up my room, got dressed, and ate breakfast. Going back to my room, I looked at the clock, which read 3:22 AM. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to get to class at 9:00 to take a test. I woke up at 6:00, and figured I could wait a few minutes before getting ready. The next thing I knew, it was 10:30. FML
Today, I woke up early for an important team meeting I needed to attend. I washed, got changed, and sat down to eat breakfast. I then woke up again, an hour late and covered in cereal. FML
Today, I woke up to find my power was out. After taking a shower in the dark and being unable to make myself lunch, my power came on two minutes before I had to leave for school. FML
Today, I woke up and went to the bathroom and took a massive piss. Then I actually woke up, well and truly soaked. FML
Today, my alarm went off. I snoozed it, and went on to dream that I got out of bed, did my business, brushed my teeth, took my breakfast, changed into my working attire, and was ready for work that morning. My alarm rang a second time, I had to do all that over again. FML
Today, I heard my alarm go off, dragged myself out of bed, had breakfast and got ready for work. As I was heading out the door I checked the time again. It was 1:41 AM. Apparently my alarm never actually went off. FML
Today, I woke up at 5 and studied for my 9:30am exam for 4 hours. When I left my dorm at 9, it was dark outside. Turns out I slept through the entire day and woke up at 5pm. FML
Today, my laziness reached an all-time high. I had a dream that I was at school and had spilled all the contents of my backpack onto the floor. I then purposely shook myself out of my sleep to avoid cleaning up the mess in my dream. FML
Today, I thought it was yesterday, I went to school for nothing. FML
Today, I woke up at 2:30 AM. Thinking I was going to be late for my 3:30 AM flight, I rushed into the bathroom to shower. As I came out of the shower, I slipped and broke my arm. I then realized my flight is tomorrow. FML
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Rodjmeister 0
I've done this before...my ringtone for my best friend is the same as my alarm. he called me at two AM one time and I got up and got to work at 3:15...
Munkee 6
That's why I always look at my clock before getting out of bed. Haha, but on the bright side, you had more time to get prepared in the morning.
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Chris968 0
Don't you look at the clock before you get out of bed?
xalexrulesx 0
dude, same thing happens to me, but everyday. i always wake up at 3. its like my own brain has an alarm. FYL. it sucks ASS.
xHaniffax 0
hahaha oh dear....dw it happens!
zoopy_fml 0
I often have to "gather the courage" to wake up in the first place.
Kickinchicken213 3
Who cares? I actually find this more gratifying than waking up when I'm supposed to because I sleep better when I know that everything's taken care of. Go back to bed and thank your lucky stars you can still sleep a bit!
reetah 0
I have TOTALLY done this before. except it was at midnight. I looked pretty and everything, and then I had to go back to sleep...
yanksfan19 0
its called an alarm clock buddy
silentsolution 0
It's happened to me too, more than once - the first time it was around 1am and I didn't check the time right away because I felt wide awake... I noticed what time it was when I was sitting in the kitchen, with a bowl of cereal in my hand, lol... I'm used to getting up at 4am so it's always dark outside when I wake up. And then there were times when I did check the time - but I was so tired I didn't really see the numbers correctly... I also had to change my ring tone - as it used to be the same as my alarm (which could sometimes be really confusing, as you can probably imagine)
snoozeuloose 0
your an idiot you deserve it, just look at your ******* clock
reetah 0
oh and at 71: ... the OP never said that this was a life-ruining moment... get over yourself...