Today, I woke up to go to school. I was unbelievably tired, but I gathered the courage to go take my shower. I then took a long shower, cleaned up my room, got dressed, and ate breakfast. Going back to my room, I looked at the clock, which read 3:22 AM. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to get to class at 9:00 to take a test. I woke up at 6:00, and figured I could wait a few minutes before getting ready. The next thing I knew, it was 10:30. FML
Today, I woke up early for an important team meeting I needed to attend. I washed, got changed, and sat down to eat breakfast. I then woke up again, an hour late and covered in cereal. FML
Today, I woke up to find my power was out. After taking a shower in the dark and being unable to make myself lunch, my power came on two minutes before I had to leave for school. FML
Today, I woke up and went to the bathroom and took a massive piss. Then I actually woke up, well and truly soaked. FML
Today, my alarm went off. I snoozed it, and went on to dream that I got out of bed, did my business, brushed my teeth, took my breakfast, changed into my working attire, and was ready for work that morning. My alarm rang a second time, I had to do all that over again. FML
Today, I heard my alarm go off, dragged myself out of bed, had breakfast and got ready for work. As I was heading out the door I checked the time again. It was 1:41 AM. Apparently my alarm never actually went off. FML
Today, I woke up at 5 and studied for my 9:30am exam for 4 hours. When I left my dorm at 9, it was dark outside. Turns out I slept through the entire day and woke up at 5pm. FML
Today, my laziness reached an all-time high. I had a dream that I was at school and had spilled all the contents of my backpack onto the floor. I then purposely shook myself out of my sleep to avoid cleaning up the mess in my dream. FML
Today, I thought it was yesterday, I went to school for nothing. FML
Today, I woke up at 2:30 AM. Thinking I was going to be late for my 3:30 AM flight, I rushed into the bathroom to shower. As I came out of the shower, I slipped and broke my arm. I then realized my flight is tomorrow. FML
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Rodjmeister 0
I've done this before...my ringtone for my best friend is the same as my alarm. he called me at two AM one time and I got up and got to work at 3:15...
Munkee 6
That's why I always look at my clock before getting out of bed. Haha, but on the bright side, you had more time to get prepared in the morning.
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anomus_fml 0
wait, it takes courage to get out of bed YDI for being afraid to wake up
hk_fml 9
lmao xD My dad shook me to wake me up at 3 in the morning once, shouting I was late for school, he was late for work and I needed to shower right then. He ended up ditching me to get to work 'on time', came home twenty minutes later and told me to go back to bed. Dont feel too bad, it happens to the best of us
NYRx0h 0
omg this happened to my friend the other day.
Funtertaining11 0
Stinks, but that was pretty crass of you not to look at your alarm, like everyone said. I think the better term was to say 'I gathered the strength' instead.
eastsidehippie 0
YDI For gathering the courage to take a shower. Are you afraid to get clean?
savasana 0
I used to do that all the time. Except, I would catch the clock by the time I got to the bathroom to pee. Its hard to tell sometimes when you're used to waking up for school when the sun isn't out yet what time it is. No worries, man. Though FYL for having to go through the same routine all over again after going back to sleep.
lizz1234 0
dude, #1, its always dark out when i get up for bed. so he's not a "dumbfuck"
grazynaanka 0
That's actually a quite normal occurance for people, especially when they are like half asleep. Once I got up at my normal time and started getting ready for class. Then I realized it was Sunday.
spiritsrose 0
That's happened to me before, but never that early. It sucks, but YDI for not thinking in the morning (as hard as that is...).
benshady 0
You idiot why didn't you look at your clock. I've woken up too early for school before but I always check my clock and I go back to bed.