Today, I woke up to go to school. I was unbelievably tired, but I gathered the courage to go take my shower. I then took a long shower, cleaned up my room, got dressed, and ate breakfast. Going back to my room, I looked at the clock, which read 3:22 AM. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to get to class at 9:00 to take a test. I woke up at 6:00, and figured I could wait a few minutes before getting ready. The next thing I knew, it was 10:30. FML
Today, I woke up early for an important team meeting I needed to attend. I washed, got changed, and sat down to eat breakfast. I then woke up again, an hour late and covered in cereal. FML
Today, I woke up to find my power was out. After taking a shower in the dark and being unable to make myself lunch, my power came on two minutes before I had to leave for school. FML
Today, I woke up and went to the bathroom and took a massive piss. Then I actually woke up, well and truly soaked. FML
Today, my alarm went off. I snoozed it, and went on to dream that I got out of bed, did my business, brushed my teeth, took my breakfast, changed into my working attire, and was ready for work that morning. My alarm rang a second time, I had to do all that over again. FML
Today, I heard my alarm go off, dragged myself out of bed, had breakfast and got ready for work. As I was heading out the door I checked the time again. It was 1:41 AM. Apparently my alarm never actually went off. FML
Today, I woke up at 5 and studied for my 9:30am exam for 4 hours. When I left my dorm at 9, it was dark outside. Turns out I slept through the entire day and woke up at 5pm. FML
Today, my laziness reached an all-time high. I had a dream that I was at school and had spilled all the contents of my backpack onto the floor. I then purposely shook myself out of my sleep to avoid cleaning up the mess in my dream. FML
Today, I thought it was yesterday, I went to school for nothing. FML
Today, I woke up at 2:30 AM. Thinking I was going to be late for my 3:30 AM flight, I rushed into the bathroom to shower. As I came out of the shower, I slipped and broke my arm. I then realized my flight is tomorrow. FML
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Rodjmeister 0
I've done this before...my ringtone for my best friend is the same as my alarm. he called me at two AM one time and I got up and got to work at 3:15...
Munkee 6
That's why I always look at my clock before getting out of bed. Haha, but on the bright side, you had more time to get prepared in the morning.
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Comments (263)
purplestuff_fml 0
lol, fyl
lawdylawdylawdy 0
#1- Sometimes it doesn't get light until like 8am... Feel so sorry for you though... know the feeling.
YouGotJizzed 0
I did this like 3 times in a month once. It's like sleepwalking. I looked at my clock when I got up and thought it said 6:00, when I usually get up. In fact, it was 1 in the morning. I was pretty pissed. Then it happened again.
louisianagrrrrl 0
that happened to me before, i sleepwalked into my bathroom and woke up there so I figured it must be morning and time to shower and I was just to tired to remembering getting out of bed...so I took a shower and went back to my room to see it was 1 AM
rukusrazor 0
Sucks, but not a FML. Go back to bed. Wake up and repeat shower.
PhishloverA 14
#25 OP doesn't need to take a shower after just showering at 322.. Also every post on here is an FML
kkiwib 0
exactly when did you 'wake up??' how can you do all of that in the morning?
TheCalendarGirl 5
You don't shower, eat breakfast, and get dressed in the morning? o.o
jwsmiths 1
Dude I've done this before too. It's something akin to a sleepwalking episode almost... you're so tired that your brain is just functioning on Auto-Pilot. It's actually kind of amazing to think about how automated you can function. I think that for those of us who routinely have to wake up at 4 and 5AM to get to the hospital it is easier to do than for some people who are lucky enough to get to sleep in past sunrise.
bling_fml 0
Ive done the EXACT same thing!!
ocfan90 0
haa # 20, umm ya, when i get up, im really tired so i dont look at the time, i just get up and get ready. i hate when this happens !
blargity 0
people should shut up about this person being a dumbass s/he probably had to gather courage to take a shower because theyre extremely tired that does suck though D: