Today, my laziness reached an all-time high. I had a dream that I was at school and had spilled all the contents of my backpack onto the floor. I then purposely shook myself out of my sleep to avoid cleaning up the mess in my dream. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I have been trying to stop sleeping during the day, so I decided to clean my room to keep myself awake. Four hours later, I woke up on the floor. FML
Today, I had a dream in which I was throwing up. Turns out it wasn’t a dream and I woke up to puke all over the bed. FML
Today, I was house-sitting for my friend. He was late to return and I ended up falling asleep on the couch and having a dream where I violently shat myself and suddenly developed a six-pack. When I woke up, I found the dream was half true. FML
Today, the nerves for my finals got so bad that I started stress-cleaning in my dream. FML
Today, I took a nap because I've been sick for the past week and I was exhausted. When I woke up, my hair, shirt, pillow, and bedsheets were soaked. I threw up all over myself in my sleep. FML
Today, I woke up to go to school. I was unbelievably tired, but I gathered the courage to go take my shower. I then took a long shower, cleaned up my room, got dressed, and ate breakfast. Going back to my room, I looked at the clock, which read 3:22 AM. FML
Today, I had a "nightmare" where I found out I had more homework than I originally realized, and spent the entire dream doing homework. There is no escape. FML
Today, I woke up on the couch and realized I had fallen asleep while doing laundry. Ran to the laundry room, and found all my clothes gone. I really wish I hadn't been doing a load of all my pants. FML
Today, I dreamt that I was using the toilet. The toilet was a dream, but the rest wasn't. My pants were soaked. FML
Today, I had a wet dream. When I woke up, I was touching myself. Unfortunately, I also woke up to find that I had fallen asleep on the couch after eating too much at a family reunion. When I looked around the room, over 10 relatives were giving me nasty looks. FML
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Top comments
lobsta 9
That's pretty bad, bud.
sweetest_jenn 18
Lucid slacker!
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Comments (90)
lobsta 9
That's pretty bad, bud.
professorstark 5
I'm more impressed that he can control what goes on in his dreams! teach me master!
gjikvtj 18
Yeah, I've been hoping for some sort of a lucid dream for years and this guy is just saying it all chilled out
MrConcise 35
@22 - Can I use the 'report abuse' button since you're abusing my sanity? Back on topic, why is it bad OP didn't wanna clean up somebody else's mess? Dream OP is such a douchebag that he probably did it on purpose. Props to OP for not putting up with his shit.
Onyxdragon 9
you do know it was HIS backpack, right?
domking1315 20
I'll admit I'm lost at 42's comment
DARKDAY07 16
#42 please delete your account because thats just stupid.... feeling embarassed yet? no...... well you should be
thatguynamedsky 32
ideally when stuff like this happens in my dreams and I really don't want to do it, like one I often get is doing dishes, something tells me that its all fake and that I can just wake up, its really odd, but anyway, the key to lucid dreams are to realize things are fake
MrConcise 35
It's assuming OP and his dream self are separate identities, but OP still has to experience it. So much butthurt over a bad joke, lel. Not at all embarrassed, salty bruh.
Sandman366 6
Since when are you and dream self separate...? Same person, in a dream.... Also, OP, that's pretty awesome actually.
MrConcise 35
Again, it was just playing off the trope where people refer to themselves as "dream me" or what have you. It flopped, is what it is.
Exhaling 12
I do that too OP you aren't alone.
nchic01 17
really? you had a dream exactly like that?
nlm92 15
Me too! I've had dreams where something spills or there's a mess and somehow i either "will" the dream elsewhere, if I'm lucid enough, or just wake myself up. 52 you don't need to have the exact same dream to have similar experiences
sweetest_jenn 18
Lucid slacker!
Bekll 31
That sounds like an awesome band name.
RLG4 20
That's awesome. Too bad you couldn't do that in real life... Make a mess of things, shake yourself awake, and wake up all warm and cozy in bed.
domolovesyoshi 33
that would be amazing, that's a super power I want
cakefete2 31
I think that's what happens when you get bitten by a radioactive sloth.
91hayek 31
That's exactly what I thought when I read this FML. If I had a dollar for every time I've tried to pinch myself awake to escape awkward situations, I would have so many dollars I'd have to pinch myself to make sure I wasn't dreaming.
popprock 13
How does that suck? Good job! I would've done the same thing, or just walked away.
_CauseBatMan 5
Haha I keep reading this over and over :')
Tthug 34
Yeah. It's not laziness if it's smart. Now if you won't clean up in real life, that's laziness.
buckdharma 38
Op, you're not lazy. You're just perfectly happy doing nothing.
laden_swallow09 35
Including leaving around messes and absolutely abhorring to do any sense of work? Yeeeaaah, you try to call it whatever you want; that's just plain laziness.
Epikouros 32
I was so lazy this morning I dreamt about masturbating instead of Playboy bunnies. And I couldn't be bothered to fap for real when I woke up. Actually, I woke myself up when an intruder interrupted me and the dream turned violent.
Warmonger_Smurf 29
Well you did wake yourself, that's something.
ginger196 14
LAZINESS LEVEL OVER 9000!!!!!