Today, I woke up to go to school. I was unbelievably tired, but I gathered the courage to go take my shower. I then took a long shower, cleaned up my room, got dressed, and ate breakfast. Going back to my room, I looked at the clock, which read 3:22 AM. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to get to class at 9:00 to take a test. I woke up at 6:00, and figured I could wait a few minutes before getting ready. The next thing I knew, it was 10:30. FML
Today, I woke up early for an important team meeting I needed to attend. I washed, got changed, and sat down to eat breakfast. I then woke up again, an hour late and covered in cereal. FML
Today, I woke up to find my power was out. After taking a shower in the dark and being unable to make myself lunch, my power came on two minutes before I had to leave for school. FML
Today, I woke up and went to the bathroom and took a massive piss. Then I actually woke up, well and truly soaked. FML
Today, my alarm went off. I snoozed it, and went on to dream that I got out of bed, did my business, brushed my teeth, took my breakfast, changed into my working attire, and was ready for work that morning. My alarm rang a second time, I had to do all that over again. FML
Today, I heard my alarm go off, dragged myself out of bed, had breakfast and got ready for work. As I was heading out the door I checked the time again. It was 1:41 AM. Apparently my alarm never actually went off. FML
Today, I woke up at 5 and studied for my 9:30am exam for 4 hours. When I left my dorm at 9, it was dark outside. Turns out I slept through the entire day and woke up at 5pm. FML
Today, my laziness reached an all-time high. I had a dream that I was at school and had spilled all the contents of my backpack onto the floor. I then purposely shook myself out of my sleep to avoid cleaning up the mess in my dream. FML
Today, I thought it was yesterday, I went to school for nothing. FML
Today, I woke up at 2:30 AM. Thinking I was going to be late for my 3:30 AM flight, I rushed into the bathroom to shower. As I came out of the shower, I slipped and broke my arm. I then realized my flight is tomorrow. FML
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Rodjmeister 0
I've done this before...my ringtone for my best friend is the same as my alarm. he called me at two AM one time and I got up and got to work at 3:15...
Munkee 6
That's why I always look at my clock before getting out of bed. Haha, but on the bright side, you had more time to get prepared in the morning.
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skierguy 0
I've done that, but my mom stopped me before I got in the shower.
purple5 0
Oh, that sucks! I hate waking up after only a couple of hours after I've gone to sleep. I did that once and I felt so refreshed when I got up, then looked at my clock to find out I'd only been asleep four hours and it was half seven am. Nowhere near as gutting as 3.22am though! Guess it taught you something though, always check your clock when you wake up ;)
prophet19 0
You are thoroughly retarded. Sure your mom didn't drop you as a baby? YDI for sure.
ryguy997 0
**** you sir. you have no reason to say that to someone who made a honest common mistake. and you make me sick by having the nerve to call yourself a prophet.
prophet19 0
You are thoroughly retarded. Sure your mom didn't drop you as a baby? YDI for sure.
ragas 0
For everyone who's calling him an idiot, or saying "wtf is wrong with you," this happens a lot to people who are really stressed or loaded with work the night before. you don't know how frustrating it can be to wake up at like 2 am and do all of that crap
rubiiax33 0
lmfaooooo toooooo funnnyyyy
craigahh 0
I was just about to post one like this... I did this before a job interview a few weeks ago, lol.
shardsofmetal 0
Well, now you know why you were unbelievably tired. I always look at the clock before doing anything, so it's not likely to happen to me. However, when I'm really tired, I become unbelievably stupid. Fairly often, I look at the clock at like 3 in the morning, and I think "Is that number how much longer I have to sleep?" Of course at 3 in the morning it's close, but at 5:30 (sometimes at that time I'm still really tired), unfortunately it's not. (Although if I'm still that tired at 5:30 to think that, I probably should sleep for another 5 hours).
liquidpaper 0
When I wake up in the morning the first thing I do is check the time. How do you not do that?
rubiiax33 0
lol one time it happend to me on a Saturday