Today, I woke up to go to school. I was unbelievably tired, but I gathered the courage to go take my shower. I then took a long shower, cleaned up my room, got dressed, and ate breakfast. Going back to my room, I looked at the clock, which read 3:22 AM. FML
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Today, I had to get to class at 9:00 to take a test. I woke up at 6:00, and figured I could wait a few minutes before getting ready. The next thing I knew, it was 10:30. FML
Today, I woke up early for an important team meeting I needed to attend. I washed, got changed, and sat down to eat breakfast. I then woke up again, an hour late and covered in cereal. FML
Today, I woke up to find my power was out. After taking a shower in the dark and being unable to make myself lunch, my power came on two minutes before I had to leave for school. FML
Today, I woke up and went to the bathroom and took a massive piss. Then I actually woke up, well and truly soaked. FML
Today, my alarm went off. I snoozed it, and went on to dream that I got out of bed, did my business, brushed my teeth, took my breakfast, changed into my working attire, and was ready for work that morning. My alarm rang a second time, I had to do all that over again. FML
Today, I heard my alarm go off, dragged myself out of bed, had breakfast and got ready for work. As I was heading out the door I checked the time again. It was 1:41 AM. Apparently my alarm never actually went off. FML
Today, I woke up at 5 and studied for my 9:30am exam for 4 hours. When I left my dorm at 9, it was dark outside. Turns out I slept through the entire day and woke up at 5pm. FML
Today, my laziness reached an all-time high. I had a dream that I was at school and had spilled all the contents of my backpack onto the floor. I then purposely shook myself out of my sleep to avoid cleaning up the mess in my dream. FML
Today, I thought it was yesterday, I went to school for nothing. FML
Today, I woke up at 2:30 AM. Thinking I was going to be late for my 3:30 AM flight, I rushed into the bathroom to shower. As I came out of the shower, I slipped and broke my arm. I then realized my flight is tomorrow. FML
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Rodjmeister 0
I've done this before...my ringtone for my best friend is the same as my alarm. he called me at two AM one time and I got up and got to work at 3:15...
Munkee 6
That's why I always look at my clock before getting out of bed. Haha, but on the bright side, you had more time to get prepared in the morning.
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carliexobon 0
lmao, i've totally done this before and it sucks. I hate waking up early :( lol
Spiffy 0
This happened to me once. I got up at 1:30 AM and I got my school uniform on, woke up my brother to get ready and then realized what time it actually was.... my brother got angry at me and I felt stupid xD
lovetoday_fml 0
i've done that, i've also done it after naps at like 6pm thinking it was am... but you take the time to clean your room early in the morning before you school? weirdo.
Libbyy 0
I did that, but I only got as far as pouring cereal, which I do first.
Lady_Luck 0
So it takes courage to get out of bed in the morning? Afraid of the monster under the bed? Me too D; lol
x0xalishax0x 0
that has happened to me more times than you can count you are not alone my friend, you are not alone...
ddrluna 2
I did that once: Got up and went to have a shower. Once I got out, my dad started knocking on the door. "What are you doing? It's only 2:30!" Me: ?????? ...Dammit.
ohhboyy 0
hi
Seegtease 0
#17, I haven't I've never done this in my entire life. The first thing I do every single morning before I even take the blankets off is look at the clock. I have to know what time it is before I get out of bed. Waking up on a day you don't have school/work is understandable, since most clocks don't show the day of the week. But waking up several hours early and getting ready? No. It hasn't happened to me, and I really can't believe that anybody would wake up and do their morning routine before ever looking at the clock.
raechel 0
#101, just because YOU haven't done it, doesn't mean nobody else has. Lighten up.