Today, I woke up to go to school. I was unbelievably tired, but I gathered the courage to go take my shower. I then took a long shower, cleaned up my room, got dressed, and ate breakfast. Going back to my room, I looked at the clock, which read 3:22 AM. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to get to class at 9:00 to take a test. I woke up at 6:00, and figured I could wait a few minutes before getting ready. The next thing I knew, it was 10:30. FML
Today, I woke up early for an important team meeting I needed to attend. I washed, got changed, and sat down to eat breakfast. I then woke up again, an hour late and covered in cereal. FML
Today, I woke up to find my power was out. After taking a shower in the dark and being unable to make myself lunch, my power came on two minutes before I had to leave for school. FML
Today, I woke up and went to the bathroom and took a massive piss. Then I actually woke up, well and truly soaked. FML
Today, my alarm went off. I snoozed it, and went on to dream that I got out of bed, did my business, brushed my teeth, took my breakfast, changed into my working attire, and was ready for work that morning. My alarm rang a second time, I had to do all that over again. FML
Today, I heard my alarm go off, dragged myself out of bed, had breakfast and got ready for work. As I was heading out the door I checked the time again. It was 1:41 AM. Apparently my alarm never actually went off. FML
Today, I woke up at 5 and studied for my 9:30am exam for 4 hours. When I left my dorm at 9, it was dark outside. Turns out I slept through the entire day and woke up at 5pm. FML
Today, my laziness reached an all-time high. I had a dream that I was at school and had spilled all the contents of my backpack onto the floor. I then purposely shook myself out of my sleep to avoid cleaning up the mess in my dream. FML
Today, I thought it was yesterday, I went to school for nothing. FML
Today, I woke up at 2:30 AM. Thinking I was going to be late for my 3:30 AM flight, I rushed into the bathroom to shower. As I came out of the shower, I slipped and broke my arm. I then realized my flight is tomorrow. FML
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Rodjmeister 0
I've done this before...my ringtone for my best friend is the same as my alarm. he called me at two AM one time and I got up and got to work at 3:15...
Munkee 6
That's why I always look at my clock before getting out of bed. Haha, but on the bright side, you had more time to get prepared in the morning.
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Comments (263)
gradstudent 0
you had to "gather the courage" to take a shower? haha it must have been pretty scary...
tournamentdecide 33
Of course it is. The boogie man was waiting for OP.
paradise17_fml 0
i did that like everyday for a week. A few times i went to bed at 11 and woke up at 12:30
eegeabge 0
I've done that before, except it was during the winter when it was still dark in the morning. When I'm tired I just go on autopilot.
ThatsAli3 0
I've done it before. and to #1... i get up at 5 in the morning and the op probably gets up early too. It's still dark. Duh.
Shanny_fml 0
hahah so funny! xD
marykg 0
youre stupid.
Emico_fml 0
I think we've all done this at least once. I know I have, especially in Winter.
lockedinasmile 0
this actually happened to me 2 days ago, haha. i was so PISSED.
Amkii 0
That is awesome! I actually did the exact same thing once, right around 3am. No joke. I went to class on my bike and everything, not realizing how dark is was. The only clue I got was that the building was locked... then I noticed no one on campus... then I rode past the clock as it chimed 3 times. I was kind of scared then.
wompwompwomp 0
Hey #1 Dumbfuck...if you've ever woken up early for school or for a job or something important, you may learn that in some places in the world its dark out at 6am...