Today, I woke up to go to school. I was unbelievably tired, but I gathered the courage to go take my shower. I then took a long shower, cleaned up my room, got dressed, and ate breakfast. Going back to my room, I looked at the clock, which read 3:22 AM. FML
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Today, I had to get to class at 9:00 to take a test. I woke up at 6:00, and figured I could wait a few minutes before getting ready. The next thing I knew, it was 10:30. FML
Today, I woke up early for an important team meeting I needed to attend. I washed, got changed, and sat down to eat breakfast. I then woke up again, an hour late and covered in cereal. FML
Today, I woke up to find my power was out. After taking a shower in the dark and being unable to make myself lunch, my power came on two minutes before I had to leave for school. FML
Today, I woke up and went to the bathroom and took a massive piss. Then I actually woke up, well and truly soaked. FML
Today, my alarm went off. I snoozed it, and went on to dream that I got out of bed, did my business, brushed my teeth, took my breakfast, changed into my working attire, and was ready for work that morning. My alarm rang a second time, I had to do all that over again. FML
Today, I heard my alarm go off, dragged myself out of bed, had breakfast and got ready for work. As I was heading out the door I checked the time again. It was 1:41 AM. Apparently my alarm never actually went off. FML
Today, I woke up at 5 and studied for my 9:30am exam for 4 hours. When I left my dorm at 9, it was dark outside. Turns out I slept through the entire day and woke up at 5pm. FML
Today, my laziness reached an all-time high. I had a dream that I was at school and had spilled all the contents of my backpack onto the floor. I then purposely shook myself out of my sleep to avoid cleaning up the mess in my dream. FML
Today, I thought it was yesterday, I went to school for nothing. FML
Today, I woke up at 2:30 AM. Thinking I was going to be late for my 3:30 AM flight, I rushed into the bathroom to shower. As I came out of the shower, I slipped and broke my arm. I then realized my flight is tomorrow. FML
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Rodjmeister 0
I've done this before...my ringtone for my best friend is the same as my alarm. he called me at two AM one time and I got up and got to work at 3:15...
Munkee 6
That's why I always look at my clock before getting out of bed. Haha, but on the bright side, you had more time to get prepared in the morning.
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shaPOW 0
if you were that reluctant to wake up, why would you get out of bed without checking the time first?
alwaysalady 0
Happened to me once. I actually drove to school at 4 a.m. When I came back, the police were at my house. My mom thought I had run away.
jumpgurl23 0
OH man ive done that on a saturday morning
dickinabox 0
I've done this too. I look at the time, think about it, and start getting up. Then I realize, "Oh shit, it's only 2 AM." Once I also woke up in the bathroom (I'm a bit of a sleepwalker), decided it was time for me to wake up and shower (which is weird because I usually shower at night), and then after I was done, I noticed it was only midnight.
dd3_fml 0
i did the same thing!!! except it was 1:30 and i slept through the whole thing....i fixed breakfast, cleaned up the kitchen, and took a shower. then i woke up
wonnybot73 0
although this has happened to me on a few occasions...suck it up. this doesnt make your life that much worse.
XDplz 0
Hey, you are so lucky. u have no idea how many times i open my eyes at 6 in the morning and wished i made a mistake. I would be like "hell yeah, back to bed!"
Mr_Robotron 0
This happens all the time, man.
blueforyou 0
holy crap yo that has happened to me twice! Doesn't it piss you off!!!??
idk09 0
ohh man thats the worst, one time i went to bed at like 7 and woke up at 11, thinking it was the morning already, and another time at like 3. it really sucks but its a great story to tell people haha