Today, I woke up to go to school. I was unbelievably tired, but I gathered the courage to go take my shower. I then took a long shower, cleaned up my room, got dressed, and ate breakfast. Going back to my room, I looked at the clock, which read 3:22 AM. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to get to class at 9:00 to take a test. I woke up at 6:00, and figured I could wait a few minutes before getting ready. The next thing I knew, it was 10:30. FML
Today, I woke up early for an important team meeting I needed to attend. I washed, got changed, and sat down to eat breakfast. I then woke up again, an hour late and covered in cereal. FML
Today, I woke up to find my power was out. After taking a shower in the dark and being unable to make myself lunch, my power came on two minutes before I had to leave for school. FML
Today, I woke up and went to the bathroom and took a massive piss. Then I actually woke up, well and truly soaked. FML
Today, my alarm went off. I snoozed it, and went on to dream that I got out of bed, did my business, brushed my teeth, took my breakfast, changed into my working attire, and was ready for work that morning. My alarm rang a second time, I had to do all that over again. FML
Today, I heard my alarm go off, dragged myself out of bed, had breakfast and got ready for work. As I was heading out the door I checked the time again. It was 1:41 AM. Apparently my alarm never actually went off. FML
Today, I woke up at 5 and studied for my 9:30am exam for 4 hours. When I left my dorm at 9, it was dark outside. Turns out I slept through the entire day and woke up at 5pm. FML
Today, my laziness reached an all-time high. I had a dream that I was at school and had spilled all the contents of my backpack onto the floor. I then purposely shook myself out of my sleep to avoid cleaning up the mess in my dream. FML
Today, I thought it was yesterday, I went to school for nothing. FML
Today, I woke up at 2:30 AM. Thinking I was going to be late for my 3:30 AM flight, I rushed into the bathroom to shower. As I came out of the shower, I slipped and broke my arm. I then realized my flight is tomorrow. FML
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Rodjmeister 0
I've done this before...my ringtone for my best friend is the same as my alarm. he called me at two AM one time and I got up and got to work at 3:15...
Munkee 6
That's why I always look at my clock before getting out of bed. Haha, but on the bright side, you had more time to get prepared in the morning.
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greenman_fml 0
It's 22 past the witchin hour! Make a wish and meet a witch. Touch her willy jillies and tell a man life.
rickybobby13 0
haha ive done this many times
Naaynaay15 4
oh man. i have done that before. i even looked at the clock....without my glasses. i comeback and see the time. i'm already dressed and all. see the time is like 12:48 ...curse a but and go tu sleep
JDHtheGR8T 3
I hate it when you take a nap in the pm and you wake up and think it's morning. that happened to me all the time in college...LOL so I can see this happening.
sjl89 0
to all the people making fun of the "gather up the courage to take a shower". i don't know if it's just me but i never want to take a shower when im lying in my warm bed. so **** yes, i have to gather courage to pry myself out of bed into a cold hallway to get clean. lol
x3Kiome 0
HAHA. That sucks. D: That's why I always look at the clock before gettin' out of bed. That sucks to be up and ready at like 3 AM. But then, can't you tell the difference in the light? Everytime I wake up, the sun is shining into my eyes....
ChrisJNelson 0
I've soooo done this. I'll wake up in the middle of the night (no alarm), think it's time for school, shower and get ready, only to realize it's the middle of the night.
melissa_10 7
did you not see that it was dark?
angelicaSu 0
I don't really understand how you can be reluctant to wake up and not look at the clock? Well something similar has happened to me but not that bad... Once I woke up and looked at my alarm clock, 6 am. I started to prepare myself for getting out of bed. About ten minutes later I was wide awake so I jumped out of bed only to realize it was Saturday.
Bballchik234 0
haha! I've done this before but it was like at 1.