Today, I woke up to find "Fuck you, Harry" painted on my car. Harry's my neighbour. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I found my car completely vandalized when I came home from work. A paper on the seat read "That's for what you did to Hannah you fuck". Hannah? FML
Troll level 3000
Today, I found my car with its front end smashed in. The offender was nowhere to be seen, but had left a helpful note that stated, "Sorry about your car but you can go fuck yourself because you will never find me. Muwahahaha!" FML
Today, I woke up to a Swastika, "Go home" and "Trump2020" spray-painted on my car. FML
How dare you?
Today, I woke up to find my garage broken into and my car covered in paint and the words "Fuck you." Why? I broke up with my ex because she cheated on me and stole money off me and my mom. Apparently this wasn't a good enough excuse to break her up with her. FML
Today, someone painted the "Dark Mark" on the side of my car. It won't come off and my kids refuse to get in because it means "a wizard died in there." FML
Today, I got home from work to find my house covered in graffiti dicks, the windows smashed, the front lawn entirely ripped up, and my letter box containing dog shit. I also found a note taped to the door saying, "Suck on this Darren". Darren is my next door neighbor. FML
Overreaction
Today, I accidentally hit someone's car while in the supermarket car park. I left a note, went shopping, and when I came back my windows were shattered, my tires were slashed, and "FUCK YOU" was written on my windshield. FML
Today, I came home to find a car parked in my assigned space. Pissed off, I left a note on the car's windshield saying, "Hey Assface, thanks for parking in my spot. I spat on your door handle." It turns out it was my girlfriend's parent's car. They took us out to dinner. FML
Introductions
Today, I met my new neighbors when they backed into my parked car. FML
Glassed
Today, the driver's side window of my car was busted, and inside was a note that said, "Sorry, thought this was my car." FML
Top comments
pisseatdick 26
Yer a wizard Harry.
cjlerch 29
Don't blame your neighbor, Draco's always been an asshole.
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Comments (73)
8born8 18
It appears that you were Dirty Harry. OP, take photos and document the vandalism. It's your neighbours fault that this happened, and he should be held accountable and made to pay to fix the damages. If the vandal had attacked the right car in the first place, harry would still have to pay. Just because yours was painted by mistake, doesn't mean you should cop it.
False_Stupidity 42
^ This. The first sensible post of the lot.
Brandi_Faith 34
I personally don't agree with this at all. Yes Harry may have done something horrible, but there's always the possibility that he didn't really do anything and that the vandal is a bit crazy. Maybe Harry broke up with a girl and she's a crazy ex. Or maybe he did something unknowingly and the vandal took it way too personally. I think most of us have had someone hate us and we don't even know what we did wrong. Either way, Harry didn't vandal the car and it is illegal to do, so in my opinion Harry shouldn't have to pay. And I'm pretty sure any cop or lawyer would agree.
8born8 18
If it weren't for harry, OPs car wouldn't have been spray painted in the first place. Because of something that harry may or may not have done to someone, on purpose or accidental, OP now has to pay to fix his car, when he's done absolutely nothing wrong. Fucken Bullshit mate. In Australia, if a person has something that gets busted or damaged, the person responsible for the damage (whether directly or indirectly) would be asked (if not expected) to at least pay for half of the damages to be fixed. The vandals message and intent is clear; they wanted harry to pay, one way or another. With Harry being the intended target/victim/reason for the vandalism, Harry should accept that, apologize to OP, fix the damages and go to the police station with OP, make an official statement, hand over any evidence they have collected and get an investigation happening. That way, if the police find the culprit, they can be charged with (but not limited to); trespassing, vandalizing of private property, intent to cause harm to a natural person or private property, stalking, harassment, conduct causing damage or harm, acts of violence or aggression towards a natural person and/or private property, slander. Good Luck OP, I hope it all works out in the end. Please update and let us know how you get on.
brand125 17
im sorry but i cant help but find it so rediculus that you guys would go to this harry guy and try and ask him to pay, doesnt matter if it was intended for him, vandalism is a crime that harry did not commit... if he was a nice guy and offered, then thats good but if he says no then too bad
Brandi_Faith 34
I agree with 53, I don't understand how you can expect Harry to pay for something that he didn't do. Especially something that would cost so much like repainting a car. There isn't a chance Harry would pay for that, and he would have the law on his side.
mld4657 28
dudley" I'm not..tt.. harry he's harry" *points that way*>>>>
lexielou07 18
At least it's just paint.
ash_1020 6
Muggles...
lonelybirthday 16
perhaps he meant to sign it?
strike2867 13
Hmm, you must have been really mad at him the previous night...
vintageart1994 16
That sucks
hazzamyman 11
Mate! Me and my girlfriend had an argument Friday night. My name's Harry. Hope it's not me!
chidexy 21
Well sell the car to Harry then
kittyfrozen 19
maybe his enemy purposely do that so it's more embarrassing for harry and the need to explain/compensate you? that's what loan sharks here do, spraying paint on borrower's neighbour's door instead