Today, I found my car completely vandalized when I came home from work. A paper on the seat read "That's for what you did to Hannah you fuck". Hannah? FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found my car with its front end smashed in. The offender was nowhere to be seen, but had left a helpful note that stated, "Sorry about your car but you can go fuck yourself because you will never find me. Muwahahaha!" FML
Today, I accidentally hit someone's car while in the supermarket car park. I left a note, went shopping, and when I came back my windows were shattered, my tires were slashed, and "FUCK YOU" was written on my windshield. FML
Today, I hit a parked car which was sticking out in the road and practically unavoidable. I left a note on the windshield saying, "You deserved to get hit - you park like an asshole." Later I realized that the paper I tore to write on was the back of my bank statement, name and address included. FML
Today, the driver's side window of my car was busted, and inside was a note that said, "Sorry, thought this was my car." FML
Today, I woke up to find "Fuck you, Harry" painted on my car. Harry's my neighbour. FML
Today, I came home to find a car parked in my assigned space. Pissed off, I left a note on the car's windshield saying, "Hey Assface, thanks for parking in my spot. I spat on your door handle." It turns out it was my girlfriend's parent's car. They took us out to dinner. FML
Today, after work I went to the parking lot to my car to go home. I found my car doors heavily scratched and all my tires cut, with a note on my windshield. The note read, "F*** you, Jackson." I'm Tyler. Jackson is my co-worker. FML
Today, I woke up to find my garage broken into and my car covered in paint and the words "Fuck you." Why? I broke up with my ex because she cheated on me and stole money off me and my mom. Apparently this wasn't a good enough excuse to break her up with her. FML
Today, I was parking my car outside of my apartment, but the big truck next to the spot went over the line. I squeezed in anyway. Later, I discovered the truck had left and someone keyed my car. They left a note saying, "Good parking job, asshole." FML
Today, when I walked up to my car, all my windows were smashed. Thankfully, all I keep in my car is jumper cables, a pen, my car insurance and manual. Whoever smashed my windows apparently was pissed, 'cos they left a note saying "F**k you and your f**king station wagon." FML
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BlueEyesBlondeHa 0
My name is Hannah! (but it wasn't me)
maiden_girl 5
Wow. I'm guessing you have no idea who Hannah is... it was probably a woman that did it... revenge for a best friend...
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maiden_girl 5
Wow. I'm guessing you have no idea who Hannah is... it was probably a woman that did it... revenge for a best friend...
dan81892 2
had to be, only a woman would make a stupid mistake like that.
Brendan3693 0
u have issues. 21st century. and FYI I'm a guy too
Eir_fml 1
If there is no possibility she was a drunken one night stand or something, I don't know.
BlueEyesBlondeHa 0
My name is Hannah! (but it wasn't me)
mormonsrule 8
My name is Hannah as well!
canadianhannah 18
Ayyyy another Hannah over here yo
diet_cocaine 0
terrible man just terrible ud think that the guy who was gonna smash ur car would have done a lil research to make sure u were the right guy
genki008 0
don't act like you don't know what you did!!! from, hannah haha lol
Tomfish3000 0
You don't even know the name of the person you mistreated? Tut tut ;)
featherhead 0
wow, that's shitty.
sandst0rm17 0
You file a police report, then get a bunch of CSI stuff like finger print dust, gather finger prints n DNA and send them to be identified and then proceed to vandalize their cars
Jackthestripper 0
Find Hannah. Destroy her. :p That sucks dude, file a police report.
dreamofme 0
Maybe the fact that you don't remember who she is might have something to do with it... or maybe you have the same car as someone who's a douche. Lol.
Boomi 39
Hopefully it just so happens to be the same car.