Queensland
Australia
Today, I woke up to find "Fuck you, Harry" painted on my car. Harry's my neighbour. FML
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Camm.
United States
Today, I found my car completely vandalized when I came home from work. A paper on the seat read "That's for what you did to Hannah you fuck". Hannah? FML
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Troll level 3000
Today, I found my car with its front end smashed in. The offender was nowhere to be seen, but had left a helpful note that stated, "Sorry about your car but you can go fuck yourself because you will never find me. Muwahahaha!" FML
historyrepeats
Today, I woke up to a Swastika, "Go home" and "Trump2020" spray-painted on my car. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
How dare you?
Today, I woke up to find my garage broken into and my car covered in paint and the words "Fuck you." Why? I broke up with my ex because she cheated on me and stole money off me and my mom. Apparently this wasn't a good enough excuse to break her up with her. FML
spellbound
Perth, Australia
Today, someone painted the "Dark Mark" on the side of my car. It won't come off and my kids refuse to get in because it means "a wizard died in there." FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I got home from work to find my house covered in graffiti dicks, the windows smashed, the front lawn entirely ripped up, and my letter box containing dog shit. I also found a note taped to the door saying, "Suck on this Darren". Darren is my next door neighbor. FML
anonymous
Yorktown Heights, United States
Overreaction
Today, I accidentally hit someone's car while in the supermarket car park. I left a note, went shopping, and when I came back my windows were shattered, my tires were slashed, and "FUCK YOU" was written on my windshield. FML
jason
United States
Today, I came home to find a car parked in my assigned space. Pissed off, I left a note on the car's windshield saying, "Hey Assface, thanks for parking in my spot. I spat on your door handle." It turns out it was my girlfriend's parent's car. They took us out to dinner. FML
Mayshod
Introductions
Today, I met my new neighbors when they backed into my parked car. FML
Rick
United States
Glassed
Today, the driver's side window of my car was busted, and inside was a note that said, "Sorry, thought this was my car." FML
Top comments
pisseatdick 26
Yer a wizard Harry.
cjlerch 29
Don't blame your neighbor, Draco's always been an asshole.
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Comments (73)
pisseatdick 26
Yer a wizard Harry.
cwrocker 14
So this is how hogwarts chooses its wizards now. I miss the owl.
Vanubo 10
The profile picture makes the comment so much better
ChristianH39 30
I think that profile pic could make any non serious comment better
wickedalwayswins 7
More like "yer an asshole, 'arry."
paolino_fml 18
Well tell harry someone has sent him a message
sayyestothedress 24
It's more of a threat or revenge!
orbit 22
What if it was harry who wrote it? **** you, from Harry.
cjlerch 29
Don't blame your neighbor, Draco's always been an asshole.
cwrocker 14
For all we know it could be Voldemort's return and this is his first act of villainy.
whenitdidhappen 14
edit the text to make it look like it was sent to you by harry then sue him. I guess he kinda deserves it
killerdana 19
Text? He painted the message on his car
kitten1800 18
The text as in the words, not the text as in a text message
brand125 17
37 - i think you've been in your phone too long and forgot the full/actual meaning of text
clemscott 10
You're a shitty person
Taylor22294 24
Where does the word text even come from.? Lmaoo that word is completely irrelevant.
killerdana 19
Well #4 said "edit the text" so I thought they misread the FML which I have been seeing a lot lately
TiiBags 15
That is a perfect example of Murphy's, or now Harry's law...
Helpfulman 17
You have absolutely no idea what you're talking about.
ohSNAPyall 27
Helpfulman to the rescue!
TiiBags 15
#33 Murphy's law states that anything that can go wrong, will go wrong... which in this case is the wrong car being painted
ThomasBombadil 31
Maybe Harry did it himself because you parked your car in front of his house and no one would suspect him and you sure as hell won't park there again.
ChristianH39 30
If that's the case, Harry might be a genius instead of a wizard
cristy91 33
Maybe Harry wrote it and he put the comma there to show it was from him, sorta like "with love, Cristina".
captainsmegma 12
I think he meant to say. "**** you! Harry." I swear they just don't teach proper punctuation in the schools anymore.
nerdsgetmehot 23
Those darn Deatheaters, always pulling the most immature pranks...
dangousity 21
This post isnt new lol
gracehi 33
I can see why Harry and this vandal can't get along. I wouldn't get along very well with a guy who is too stupid to get his revenge right either.
sweetbliss3 37
I hope you go over there and get information from your neighbor so the damage can get paid for. that's crazy that people think they can vandalize other people's things.