Queensland
Australia
Today, I woke up to find "Fuck you, Harry" painted on my car. Harry's my neighbour. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Camm.
United States
Today, I found my car completely vandalized when I came home from work. A paper on the seat read "That's for what you did to Hannah you fuck". Hannah? FML
really?!
Troll level 3000
Today, I found my car with its front end smashed in. The offender was nowhere to be seen, but had left a helpful note that stated, "Sorry about your car but you can go fuck yourself because you will never find me. Muwahahaha!" FML
historyrepeats
Today, I woke up to a Swastika, "Go home" and "Trump2020" spray-painted on my car. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
How dare you?
Today, I woke up to find my garage broken into and my car covered in paint and the words "Fuck you." Why? I broke up with my ex because she cheated on me and stole money off me and my mom. Apparently this wasn't a good enough excuse to break her up with her. FML
spellbound
Perth, Australia
Today, someone painted the "Dark Mark" on the side of my car. It won't come off and my kids refuse to get in because it means "a wizard died in there." FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I got home from work to find my house covered in graffiti dicks, the windows smashed, the front lawn entirely ripped up, and my letter box containing dog shit. I also found a note taped to the door saying, "Suck on this Darren". Darren is my next door neighbor. FML
anonymous
Yorktown Heights, United States
Overreaction
Today, I accidentally hit someone's car while in the supermarket car park. I left a note, went shopping, and when I came back my windows were shattered, my tires were slashed, and "FUCK YOU" was written on my windshield. FML
jason
United States
Today, I came home to find a car parked in my assigned space. Pissed off, I left a note on the car's windshield saying, "Hey Assface, thanks for parking in my spot. I spat on your door handle." It turns out it was my girlfriend's parent's car. They took us out to dinner. FML
Mayshod
Introductions
Today, I met my new neighbors when they backed into my parked car. FML
Rick
United States
Glassed
Today, the driver's side window of my car was busted, and inside was a note that said, "Sorry, thought this was my car." FML
Top comments
pisseatdick 26
Yer a wizard Harry.
cjlerch 29
Don't blame your neighbor, Draco's always been an asshole.
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devildog562 33
Hairy is a dick it seems. We shall call him Harry Dick.
Helpfulman 17
And that girl seems to go quite nuts.
KaiAdrian 11
At least he had good grammar and put a comma..?
TheDevilWearsJoe 8
Hex them. Oh you're not a wizard. Blimey... Fyl.
Sakuraashita 15
Switch windshields with him in the middle of the night... Or call the police, yeah, probably that one...
Sakuraashita 15
Before anybody else notices an comments, sorry, I just saw that it says car, for some reason I thought it said windshield before.
ohSNAPyall 27
OP could probably just wash / scrape the paint off if it were on the windshield.
oJoy 11
yes harry,you're a wizard
AirBusDriver 23
TFF
HannibalL3cter 5
"See larry this is what happens when you **** a stranger in the ass!" Comes to mind. Sorry op that must suck for sure:(
AirBusDriver 23
Great line, great movie.
Saikon1357 25
You know what? Yeah. **** you Harry! Pissing off someone enough they accidentally paint "**** you Harry!" On OPs car. Whatever Harry did has inconvenienced your life OP. **** Harry.
Brandi_Faith 34
I agree that Harry probably did something to provoke the vandal. However, there's always the possibility that Harry did something unknowingly and that the vandal is crazy and took whatever he did way too personally. I mean we've all had people hate us without even knowing what we did. Either Harry did something really horrible and vandalizing his car seemed an appropriate response to that, or Harry didn't really do anything and the vandal is just a nut job; like an crazy mad ex.
Ki11erC 18
Dammit Voldemort, this isn't funny anymore.
vikky538 29
that's a bummer which can't be erased easily.
2i1337i2iscore 13
What is the world coming too when vandalism isn't even delivered to the right person? Amateurs...
wanted_2_want 40
This must be a case of a 'car's mistaken identity'.