Queensland
Australia
Today, I woke up to find "Fuck you, Harry" painted on my car. Harry's my neighbour. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Camm.
United States
Today, I found my car completely vandalized when I came home from work. A paper on the seat read "That's for what you did to Hannah you fuck". Hannah? FML
really?!
Troll level 3000
Today, I found my car with its front end smashed in. The offender was nowhere to be seen, but had left a helpful note that stated, "Sorry about your car but you can go fuck yourself because you will never find me. Muwahahaha!" FML
historyrepeats
Today, I woke up to a Swastika, "Go home" and "Trump2020" spray-painted on my car. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
How dare you?
Today, I woke up to find my garage broken into and my car covered in paint and the words "Fuck you." Why? I broke up with my ex because she cheated on me and stole money off me and my mom. Apparently this wasn't a good enough excuse to break her up with her. FML
spellbound
Perth, Australia
Today, someone painted the "Dark Mark" on the side of my car. It won't come off and my kids refuse to get in because it means "a wizard died in there." FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I got home from work to find my house covered in graffiti dicks, the windows smashed, the front lawn entirely ripped up, and my letter box containing dog shit. I also found a note taped to the door saying, "Suck on this Darren". Darren is my next door neighbor. FML
anonymous
Yorktown Heights, United States
Overreaction
Today, I accidentally hit someone's car while in the supermarket car park. I left a note, went shopping, and when I came back my windows were shattered, my tires were slashed, and "FUCK YOU" was written on my windshield. FML
jason
United States
Today, I came home to find a car parked in my assigned space. Pissed off, I left a note on the car's windshield saying, "Hey Assface, thanks for parking in my spot. I spat on your door handle." It turns out it was my girlfriend's parent's car. They took us out to dinner. FML
Mayshod
Introductions
Today, I met my new neighbors when they backed into my parked car. FML
Rick
United States
Glassed
Today, the driver's side window of my car was busted, and inside was a note that said, "Sorry, thought this was my car." FML
Top comments
pisseatdick 26
Yer a wizard Harry.
cjlerch 29
Don't blame your neighbor, Draco's always been an asshole.
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Comments (73)
shelbycobra0991 8
Harry is also my cat. People/animals with the name Harry have a tendency to piss others off lol
Monieee_13 12
Styles?
jeanyrios 10
Suit Harry
SauceySarah 30
God damn it Harry what did you do now?
epilepticloh 20
How does anyone deserve this?
Hash13 13
Did you reply by painting "Harry lives next door !"
Sonjington 20
Sounds like a 'Harry' situation. Sorry, I'll leave now...
ilovemyrickyboy 7
wait harry styles? if so can you tell me were you live?
libby1333 8
When I see the name Harry, I think of Harry styles
AGuyNamedI 7
I'm not sure about this... But... "**** you, Harry" is not the same as "**** you Harry" The intention could have been like "**** you, from Harry" It's just weird to have the comma there... Oh well.