Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Mid-thrust she says "I love you, Jeremy." Then in rapid succession, she fires off 2 other names. None of the names were mine. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I really get off on hearing her say my name so I was imagining her doing so more often than she actually was. I then called out my own name by accident. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when I said the wrong name in bed. On top of that, it was the name of her ex-husband's ex-girlfriend. Who he cheated on my girlfriend with while they were together. FML
Today, after some very passionate sex with my girlfriend, she exclaimed, "That was amazing Drew." She quickly tried to turn "Drew" into my actual name, which doesn't sound anything like Drew. FML
Today, I was doing it with my girlfriend. Trying to be sexy, I moaned her name. She replied, "What?" FML
Today, I was having sex with the guy I've been in love with for years. I moaned, "say my name." He didn't know it. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML
Today, while me and my boyfriend were having sex, he moaned out his own name. FML
Today, whilst having sex, my husband screamed out a man's name. FML
Today, while I was getting it on with my girlfriend I accidentally called out "Mom" instead of her name. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend that I love her. She panicked and blurted out our S&M safeword. FML
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unlovable_fml 1
well, to get even I wouldn't PAY her afterwards.
pariah411 0
Get her pregnant and then run away. She won't know your name!
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Comments (59)
greenman_fml 0
speak in class today
ManlyDunsparce 3
1- what in the blue world are you talking about. OP. better luck next time. But for now. That's three strikes and you are out of here!
xXxRandiexXx 0
mood killer. hahaha. I sure hope you didn't finish!
SaturnE_fml 0
Nah, he deserves to enjoy it, would be the only redeeming quality she had. I sure hope she didn't finish, though.
milena28_fml 0
wow! @36, ir pic is soooo lame!
teentee401 37
You're lame, 40. For taking the time to comment something like that.
Dilexar 26
40, that would be better said in a PM if it was so important to you.
prettyinpurple 0
pulled that one. sorry bud
unlovable_fml 1
well, to get even I wouldn't PAY her afterwards.
piehunter1 0
that's funny =P
draftskink 23
Must be hard being that savage
alwex 0
#14-- Only if by get off you mean FINISH. Then get out
carlos_oac 0
Man, after that, i would **** her like a horse, then dump her, lol.
iseyixes 18
Like a horse? Or a *****? If you meant ***** then I agree with you.
tin_cup 27
Yep, yep!
xsydbabyx 0
Ouch. Cheating *****. Sux4u.
pariah411 0
Get her pregnant and then run away. She won't know your name!
chrismace 11
#21 that's fed up. You should dump her through.
ifuckuprandomly 28
No, it's rather funny!
123sploosh 0
dump her. good girls are out there! we're not all ******
michael666 7
lies!
jvazquez 0
Yeah dude, get tested asap , and forget about it.