Tanner
Salem, United States
Today, I woke up super glued to the toilet. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Numbass123
Las Vegas, United States
Today, I was glued to the toilet all day, gushing fountains of crap, due to my own bad cooking. It got so bad that I ran out of toilet paper and had to desperately jump in the shower and stay there for nearly two hours. I can't even feel my own asshole any more. FML
JustADream
United States
Today, I woke up and went to the bathroom and took a massive piss. Then I actually woke up, well and truly soaked. FML
hedayk
Bronx, United States
Today, I woke up so hungover that when I went to the bathroom and caught sight of myself in the mirror, I screamed, slipped backwards, and smashed my head against the rim of my bathtub. FML
pooplife
Nottingham, United Kingdom
Today, I sat down for a poop. The toilet seat slid off immediately, taking me with it. I lay on the bathroom floor for a moment, stunned, still pooping. FML
loveloves154
Today, our toilet overflowed during the night. Over 50 gallons worth leaked through the floor and the ceiling to the room below. I am now covered in poop water. What a way to start the day. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Can't take it anymore
Today, my toilet decided it wouldn't take any more shit from me, and flooded the bathroom. FML
Anonymous
United States
Help!
Today, I was in a public toilet, enduring an extremely awkward silence between myself and the person in the next stall. In my rush to get out of there, I managed to get my ass stuck in the toilet seat, and ended up being pulled out by the maintenance men. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I had a terrible stomach bug. I quickly jumped off the toilet and crouched over the bowl. I vomited with such force that I splashed the shitty water back into my face. FML
Maggie
Nice mental image
Today, I had no choice but to unclog a toilet with my bare hands. FML
well fuck
Warsaw, Poland
Daily grind
Today, I got home from working 14 hours straight, went to take a dump, and fell asleep on the toilet. I woke up later on the floor, covered in shit and piss, with my alarm going off, an hour before I was due back at work. FML
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FatelBlade 8
Seems like you're in quite the sticky situation.
zingline89 18
Guess your wife was really fed up with you constantly wetting the bed.
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Comments (190)
sweet_candy_ 17
I wonder how you're going to get off.
acetheone 8
atleast they didn't super glue you to a toilet. you obviously did it yourself after a fifth of vod. YDI op.
maosquare 18
Does the place smell like a Russian sorority toilet?
kimiko521 0
Mad roommates? Drunk party? Mad spouse? Prank?
P374RD3D 9
We demand details!
rubberduckie94 13
They are friends with Johnny Knoxville.
beckyismuhname 2
haha i now know what to do to my friends at sleepovers!
SweetPerfectionn 3
Crazy night, huh?
parpora 0
Wow it's really possible ?? Hot water can normally work ? Am I right ?
siickman 7
25 its kinda what HE would say ...
itsgen 16
How the **** do you wake up glued to the toilet?
MerrikBarbarian 9
I'd love to see the doctors face with this one.... For those who don't know the kind of superglue which bonds to plastic does so by chemically melting a thin layer of it... Imagine what op's ass will look like...
rattusrattus 19
A semicircle of red, painful butt-skin, one would imagine. I've seen someone who superglued their fingers together and we dunked it in white spirit. It sounded painful.
MerrikBarbarian 9
Hot water would only work on heat sensitive glues like multi-temp glue gun glue. Most glues require a chemical solvent to break them down- especially super glue.