Today, I told my family I’m pregnant again. My boyfriend is now sat outside, crying and getting drunk. My oldest son is looking at apartments for rent because he doesn’t want to be around screaming babies again, and my younger two are crying because they don’t want another sibling either. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my boyfriend I’m pregnant. He broke down crying because his mother is going to be so mad at him. He’s in his 30’s and we've lived together for over 4 years, it’s not like it was a drunken mistake, it just happened naturally. FML
Today, and since forever, my boyfriend has a twin brother. His girlfriend is now pregnant and he was ecstatic. I'm also pregnant but my boyfriend is acting like it’s the end of the world, and has been either drunk or hungover since I told him. So much for twins being alike. FML
Today, my husband and I broke the news that I'm pregnant. Our 8-year-old son's reactions so far have been crying inconsolably, trying to punch me in the stomach, and swearing that he won't let me give him a brother or sister. FML
Today, I did a pregnancy announcement with my boyfriend and our families. My boyfriend acted happy until we were driving home, then claimed I pressured him with witnesses, started to cry because he doesn’t want kids, and by the end was begging me to give it up for adoption. FML
Today, I announced my third pregnancy to my parents, thinking they’d be excited. Instead, they gave me 30 days to find a new place, saying they refuse to raise “any more of your children.” FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He seemed thrilled, and went to buy some wine to celebrate. He left 11 hours ago and won't come back. FML
Today, over a family dinner, my husband and I told everyone that I'm pregnant. My father frowned and said, "Again?", my 9-year-old daughter started crying, and her brother smirked and yelled, "Up the ass, no babies!" FML
Today, my boyfriend’s ex found out I was pregnant. Her logical response was to have her teenage sons jump him as he was coming home from work. Now we’re filling out a police report instead of our baby registry. FML
Today, after I got pregnant 22 years ago and my husband became way too overprotective, to the point where he became a right pain in the ass, I’m now accidentally pregnant again. It turns out my now 22-year-old son is almost as bad as his dad was. Now I’ve got two of the sods to deal with. FML
Today, I've hated being a parent ever since I was baby-trapped at 17, but I stuck through it and never let my son suspect how I really felt, and we have a great relationship now he’s an adult. Well he just moved out yesterday, and today my wife told me she’s pregnant. Here we fucking go again. FML
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Top comments
Anderling 33
Consider it a valuable life lesson. Pets and babies affect the entire family, not just you. Either everybody old enough to think through an opinion agrees to the plan or you don’t get them. Just because having another kid seems to have been something *you* wanted doesn’t mean *they* wanted it. I’m just sorry for them that you learned this lesson too late.
FluffythePink 23
You didn't even discuss it with your other half, let alone the rest of your family, before hand? What an absolute arsehole.
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Anderling 33
Consider it a valuable life lesson. Pets and babies affect the entire family, not just you. Either everybody old enough to think through an opinion agrees to the plan or you don’t get them. Just because having another kid seems to have been something *you* wanted doesn’t mean *they* wanted it. I’m just sorry for them that you learned this lesson too late.
FluffythePink 23
You didn't even discuss it with your other half, let alone the rest of your family, before hand? What an absolute arsehole.
D J's MOM 17
I think that you know by now how babies are made?????
Thaylok 17
Yes they know, and they LIKE that part.
sarsuela 29
You announced your (unplanned?) pregnancy to your whole family at the same time? Shouldn't your partner know first?
RichardPencil 32
If you're lucky enough to live in Free America, you can choose to bring a new baby into your toxic hellstew of a "family" or not. Sorry if you live in Gilead.
JaneSimple 28
You can't choose in free America anymore, sorry bud.
Blueraspberrycat 6
So you made a selfish dumb decsion without asking or thinking about anyone else, good for you your bring in a heavily resented baby into the world that only you wanted, your a idiot.
Hangryko 32
Your family isn't obligated to be happy about this news. Was this pregnancy planned? Did you even talk about this with your partner first? So many questions.
xaddrus 17
wouldn’t your boyfriend know to pull out?
Hangryko 32
@xaddrus - Pulling out doesn't work, FYI.
historygrad74 19
Apparently not and the concept of birth control.
core01 30
Your bf may want to invest in a vasectomy at this point
Taurus_ChicKa 37
We need more information. First off, given your boyfriend's reaction, I'd say you two weren't planning on getting pregnant together. So, were you tricking/trapping him? Like, were you saying you were on birth control but you weren't? And if he didn't want more kids, he should have used a condom. And honestly, it sounds like you have more than enough kids... it sounds like you were being very irresponsible. Probably how you wound up with all the others.