Tanner
Salem, United States
Today, I woke up super glued to the toilet. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Numbass123
Las Vegas, United States
Today, I was glued to the toilet all day, gushing fountains of crap, due to my own bad cooking. It got so bad that I ran out of toilet paper and had to desperately jump in the shower and stay there for nearly two hours. I can't even feel my own asshole any more. FML
JustADream
United States
Today, I woke up and went to the bathroom and took a massive piss. Then I actually woke up, well and truly soaked. FML
hedayk
Bronx, United States
Today, I woke up so hungover that when I went to the bathroom and caught sight of myself in the mirror, I screamed, slipped backwards, and smashed my head against the rim of my bathtub. FML
pooplife
Nottingham, United Kingdom
Today, I sat down for a poop. The toilet seat slid off immediately, taking me with it. I lay on the bathroom floor for a moment, stunned, still pooping. FML
loveloves154
Today, our toilet overflowed during the night. Over 50 gallons worth leaked through the floor and the ceiling to the room below. I am now covered in poop water. What a way to start the day. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Can't take it anymore
Today, my toilet decided it wouldn't take any more shit from me, and flooded the bathroom. FML
Anonymous
United States
Help!
Today, I was in a public toilet, enduring an extremely awkward silence between myself and the person in the next stall. In my rush to get out of there, I managed to get my ass stuck in the toilet seat, and ended up being pulled out by the maintenance men. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I had a terrible stomach bug. I quickly jumped off the toilet and crouched over the bowl. I vomited with such force that I splashed the shitty water back into my face. FML
Maggie
Nice mental image
Today, I had no choice but to unclog a toilet with my bare hands. FML
well fuck
Warsaw, Poland
Daily grind
Today, I got home from working 14 hours straight, went to take a dump, and fell asleep on the toilet. I woke up later on the floor, covered in shit and piss, with my alarm going off, an hour before I was due back at work. FML
Top comments
FatelBlade 8
Seems like you're in quite the sticky situation.
zingline89 18
Guess your wife was really fed up with you constantly wetting the bed.
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Comments (190)
zpme103 3
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
first!
RaquelW 7
but last in the game of life, I'm afraid.
thejewishfuhrer 17
I hate first comments like yours.
periwinkle95 10
How the hell does someone not notice stuff like that? Oh, and #1, you just wasted a perfectly good spot for the first comment.
FatelBlade 8
Seems like you're in quite the sticky situation.
heyguysitsjosh 8
More like a pain in the ass.
yahoowizard 16
Comments 2 and 3, looked at alone make the FML look different
Mental1942 6
I see what you did there
BeefyQueef 5
Comments 2, 3, AND 4 could be misleading
torch433 1
fail
beth_taco 3
Nice pun.
DontClickOnMe 28
Must've had a wild night.
TheElderTROLLZ 15
Your profile pic is... disturbing.
DuffleBagHero 4
I clicked on you.. & it took way to long to actually click on the FML to comment so I just thought you'd be perfect to comment on. Anyways I forgot what I was going to say... But Happy Pooping !
aleclikestacos 8
34- his profile pic is incredibly sexxxy actually.
Whatever0084 2
Go and Google Brian Peppers. I dare u.
BABYPUNCHINGGUY 0
Well OP semen can be quite sticky if left out to dry.
D37H100 5
Last Friday night...
jonathanje2 0
talk about being stuck in the toilet
GothicAngel17 24
No.
BTSfanatic 0
I accidentally thumbed you up . But do not be mistaken . Your comment is just as dumb as the once you commented on .
KeyboardWarrior 10
I'm sorry, your failed punctuation (spaced out periods, lack of commas) and bad spelling nearly made me laugh out loud.
TehParteh 9
Well thats a sticky situation
HairyPunisher 27
Womp Womp WOMP
ryry013 6
Already said. Please come again
kellandj2019 7
How does #6, barely different from #3, get -26 thumbs while the other gets 112? Please explain.
smoshiee 8
HOW ORIGINAL
nhlnba2 6
Sounds like you had a crappy night
omarzrgz 3
Or a totally awesome one
loufol22 5
I do not like your profile picture.........
HeartOfLead 24
Did the guy with the two bottles of vodka tucked in to his bed get scared when he saw you in his bathroom?
lol70720 5
lol what the hell were you doing last night?
DarkHelmet 10
Obviously a party AANNNDDD we know who the first one to pass out was
trollfaced 2
I was masturbating on a toilet that had super glue on it, I'm now walking around with a toilet seat on my ass
MackenzieWells 0
51, Really? I usually don't put super glue on my toilets..
Vert90 11
Not what, but WHO? And, did anyone else think of Smosh's facebook video?
zingline89 18
Guess your wife was really fed up with you constantly wetting the bed.
allthatandmore 0
Lmao
UsernameInCanada 7
It might suck now, but if you eventually remember what hapenned yesterday you'll feel awesome! So just stick with it for now
sillydumpling 0
Its like an immobile diaper