Today, my toilet decided it wouldn't take any more shit from me, and flooded the bathroom. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML
Today, our toilet overflowed during the night. Over 50 gallons worth leaked through the floor and the ceiling to the room below. I am now covered in poop water. What a way to start the day. FML
Today, I sat down to use the bathroom after a long day of work. My toilet, however, had other plans, as a spontaneous, ear shattering crack flooded the entire bathroom, soaking the outer carpet and shorting out my bathroom scale. FML
Today, after taking a massive shit, I flushed the toilet and it clogged. It flooded to the brim and the shit came rising to the top. I didn't know what to do so I grabbed some toilet paper and picked it up, ran to my balcony, and launched it. It landed on my neighbor's car. FML
Today, after dealing with tons of drama and working a 14 hour shift, I took a shower. When I stepped out, a weak spot in the floor gave way. While falling through the floor I grabbed the toilet tank lid, which fell into the tank and broke it. Now my leg hurts and the bathroom's flooded. FML
Today, I went to take a dump at work, but the last person in the stall didn't flush. As I flushed for him, the shitty water splashed on my face. Some went in my mouth. FML
Today, I was using the toilet at a friend's house when the toilet made a strange gurgling noise. Thinking it was just old plumbing, I flushed. The water started rising... and rising. Before I knew it, water, and whatever was in the toilet, began overflowing and flooding the bathroom. I had to go ask for help, and a mop. FML
Today, I walked into my bathroom, only to find no toilet paper and a piece of shitty wallpaper in the bowl. FML
Today, I had to stop on a long trip to use the restroom at a gas station. Apparently, there was water damage beneath the toilet, because after about two minutes of doing my business, it collapsed about seven inches beneath the floor. Guess who got covered in water, black mold, and poo. FML
Today, during an emergency bathroom visit, I finally broke the toilet seat my fiance had nagged me for months to replace. The broken seat sent me sprawling to the floor. I was still shitting. FML
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Top comments
cymruambyth 0
well it does have a crappy job
jbird1193 3
finally, a comedian posts something on this site
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Comments (198)
Cmokooo 0
Better giving it so much crap.
dcam13 19
finally! someone who is good with wordplay.
Suchagoonnn 4
haha i feel like the wording of this fml got it picked. "today, my toilet flooded the bathroom" is just too plain i guess.
iluvhobos 5
it's punny (:
chuymac 3
haha I like that^^
seanders 10
58: You love Hobos now until one beats you, rapes you and then leaves you to die in an alley.
seanders 10
59*
jburd45 1
68, did you have a bad experience?
juicedboi 7
Well you have been using your toilet like some sort of portaloo! Shame on you!
imacreeper 3
keep your shit to yourself next time, OP.
OnlyAFeckWanker 0
Hey, Hobos arent the only people that can be rapists! ;)
imacreeper 3
108, you're right! a fenk wanker can be one too!
JacksonCampbell 9
Well that's shitty.
KiddNYC1O 22
That pun was shitty. Haven't you learned anything today?^
ihasbrains 10
That's wrong? Rape is nonconsensual sex. Or something along those lines. Some women, men, whatever, still feel pleasure even if they are being raped.
cymruambyth 0
well it does have a crappy job
whiteboy7thst 2
So do the friers at BK, but you don't see them flooding the bathroom.
shibainu519 0
no whopper for you, whiteboy.
cymruambyth 0
umm aren't the friers in the cooking area not the toilets jackass
comepoopwithme 0
#24 your the real whiteboy7thst?!?!
SchiTzenGiglez 0
clearly
freddyisepic 2
i dont think thats really whiteboy7thst. I could have made my fml account "zzirgrizz" if i wanted...
agaba 0
whiteboy7thst your vids r awesome
coNsperAZI 4
literally
Jeremiah92 0
I'm sure whiteboy7thst is playing cod not reading fmls
KJLD5 0
you guys dont get it. especially u flyboy. whiteboy7thst and zzirgrizz are famous youtubers
niki74_fml 0
lol yea.
igotnolegs 1
Awww why did #24 get thumbs down??? Awesome joke
kaitlynnmarie97 0
haha very good point (:
adrianblackett 0
lmao at whiteboy!!!!
ssoccerchick97 16
24, I think you missed the point.
shankalten 0
I guess you were in a shitty situation?
irokyoursox 6
stop no more shit puns!!!
brad5150 4
fail
truthinlies 1
ah piss
BeautyMonster 17
lmao
imcheerish 0
49 how is that a fail
OceanBreathesSal 5
haha 31 I read your comment in the voice of napoleon dynamite(:
vanillatwilight6 0
i like the pun lol
Tcaret300 12
just let him think he won... shit he saw me! DONT MOVE, HE WON'T BE ABLE TO SEE YOU IF YOU DON'T!!!
goldiefox 0
Piss...piss in a cup!
Tommananaze6T9 4
yea all fmls have those its getting annoying
goldiefox 0
Huh?
OceanBreathesSal 5
nope. piss on the floor(:
goldiefox 0
haha a cups more efficient....nice try though :)
Football_Man50 1
Its from south park... dumbass
OceanBreathesSal 5
138 who exactly are you calling a dumb ass?
goldiefox 0
I know it's from south park....that's why I said it
IIRoxieII 12
lol, it sucks to be you
Zombieslayer1 0
You obviously haven't picked up on the fact that everyone is making a pun out of this.
Nikkitaria 9
Least you could do is apologize for being full of crap
mamaklm 0
yah bring it some chocolates and flowers lmao
sheethapins 13
The problem was op brought it chocolates way too often.
sheethapins 13
Every now and again even left a rosebud.
thisismitch 3
win
jbird1193 3
finally, a comedian posts something on this site
Zombieslayer1 0
Oh yeah, you dared me to message and I did. Put that in your pipe and smoke it.
tabarnak_fml 7
Yeah the way it was phrased just makes it 100x better :D
CAPTmok 7
urghhh!!! I was just eating......
boatkicker 5
:D :D I love puns.
cymruambyth 0
it's a pun's paradise
imOaks 3
Bahaha. That's punny.
Zombieslayer1 0
I'm glad someone here does.
SirfinBurd 0
Stupid puns are just that, ******* stupid. Saying the OP is In a shifty situation is funny how?
PSQ91 6
Happened to me before. It's nasty, I can tell :/