beth_taco

Miss Edmonds, United States 38 years-old Single

delamer 29 January 2012, 16:00 United States

Today, I found out we have new neighbors in our apartment complex that park in the stall next to our truck. Turns out their car is the same make of our truck. And it also turns out that when I unlock our truck it will set off their car alarm - every time. FML

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Goodyear 20 January 2014, 03:59 Glendale, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. After a while, he started staring at my lady parts, and said my "vag looks like a mockingjay". He then stretched the lips apart like wings and made little "CA-CAW CA-CAW!" sounds. FML

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