Today, my sister tackled me by the leg in a game of frisbee. I now know the unique sensation of a knee dislocating. It is not a beautiful one. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while I was playing football with a friend, my sister wanted to join in. She was messing around with the ball at the start, then suddenly she kicked the ball through my legs, pulled my shorts down and kneed me in the nuts. FML
Today, I came home to find my little sister had decided to play hopscotch under our carport. Feeling a small childish urge, I decided to hop on one leg to the front door. I tripped and fell, slicing my knee open. FML
Today, my sister kicked me up the ass with such precision that I’m still bleeding from my asshole where the toe of her shoe tore the skin. FML
Today, my sister threw my water bottle as a joke. When I stepped off the bleachers, my right foot lost its footing and my other foot followed. Now I have two sprained ankles at the same time. FML
Today, I re-broke my leg. The same way I broke it the first time, playing frisbee. FML
Today, I thought it'd be funny to knee my sister's ass as she was bending over. What I didn't realise was that she was trying to pick up a spider. In shock, she threw it in the air and it landed on my chest. I ran into a wall trying to get it off. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's family for the first time. I was playing with his little sister by grabbing her arms and spinning her around. On one turn, she started screaming in pain. It turns out I dislocated both her shoulders. FML
Today, I was at the water slide with my two sisters. As we got to the top, my sister wanted me to go first. As soon as I went to go down the slide, she lamped me right in the balls from behind, and pushed me down the slide. My other sister kneed me in the same spot 5 minutes later. FML
Today, I was running with my sister's dog. It had the brilliant idea of shooting between my legs and I immediately faceplanted on the cement. I now have a swollen nose and cuts all over my body. I'm a grown man who does martial arts and I got beat up by a dog the size of a baby. FML
Today, my sister and I had a fight. In her rage, she threw piles of dirty laundry at me. One of her bloody panties hit me on the face. FML
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Top comments
RoseCrystal 17
I've been there with my kneecap, OP. It's not beautiful at all.
RichardPencil 32
Someone knee-ds attention.
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Comments (9)
RichardPencil 32
Someone knee-ds attention.
Audrey Harmon 4
Punny XD
RoseCrystal 17
I've been there with my kneecap, OP. It's not beautiful at all.
JpRose 1
Welcome to the club OP, try doing on the hills of San Francisco, that's something I'll never forget
Meh45 8
I dislocated mine rollerblading. Apparently, planting your foot and turning is a bad idea.
bleh_idk.soooostute8yirgywrdjyrwudetzauyeqsteazteazu 5
I did that 2 times it SUCCCCCS
GhostFox 34
At first I thought the FML part was that it happened because your sister tackled you, not that your knee dislocated. Then I remembered most people don't have dislocations almost every day. Do RICE procedure and look into something to hold your knee caps in place while the muscles and tendons heal.
dramaelf 37
I've done that, it is so freaking painful.