Today, I woke up finding myself violently humping my pillow. My mom recorded it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Poor pillow
Today, I was having a fantastic sex dream. So good, in fact, that I woke myself up breathing heavily and humping my pillow. I was at my friend's house and she saw everything. FML
Lock your doors
Today, I was touching myself in my room. Just as I hit the climax, my mom walked in because she heard me making noises and thought I was having a nightmare. FML
Today, I woke up to my 7 year old son angrily trying to smother me with a pillow. FML
Today, I was having a wet dream and had a pretty vivid imagination. I ended up thrusting so hard that it showed up in reality. I literally humped so hard that I woke myself up. Not only that, but I was sleeping on the living room floor so my roommates saw and now it's their joke of the day. FML
Going at it
Today, my girlfriend and I were trying to get it on on the bed. As soon as things were starting to get heated, I turned over and saw that my dog had not only jumped up on the bed, but had been watching and started to hump the pillow next to our heads. FML
Today, I gave my mom an extra pillow since the ones in the guest room were too flat and hurt her neck. Hours later, I remembered that I'd stashed my vibrator in that pillowcase during a romantic camping trip with my husband. She found it. FML
Today, I found out my mom sleeps in my room when I'm at college during the week. I discovered this my bumping into her dildo with my foot. FML
False alarm
Today, I was masturbating on my inflatable air mattress that squeaks when you move. Suddenly, my mom burst into my room to ask if I was okay because she thought the squeaking was me crying. I ripped my hands from my pants and turned on my side; she walked over and grabbed my hands to console me. FML
Today, I heard my mom moan in the other room. FML
Alexa, play "Asleep" by The Smiths
Today, I woke up to my best friend laying next to me vigorously touching herself. She thought I was asleep. FML
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awuh_man 0
haha that sucks was it hot?
Dboy23 0
LMFAO! Horny little bugger are we?
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mjay71208 0
lol thats funny was your dream that good?
daslasher 1
everybody has a crazy wet dream but i dont know it they hump their pillows i bet you had a really good one but for your mom to record it wow i would never forgive her
plo_koon 0
your mum's a bitch
GoodpointAllen 0
Film her next time she and daddy are going at it, and then make a little video trade. Thatz what I would do >;)
Vilen1025 0
Wow, your dreams must be... wow... o.O
doof_fisch 2
The joke's on her when she realizes in nine months that she's a grandma of pillow babies.
cheesecakes 0
lmfao!! :D
Maddoctor 10
That just sounds...adorable. Pillow babies...it just sounds so cute. =)
xchd22x 0
OMG ROTFLMFAOO XDDDDDDDD your life is gonna be forever plagued with that one video & the fact your mom enjoyed it
_miss_anonymous_ 0
Oh well, I congratulate on what was, hopefully, for you sake, a terrific performance.
Dylan1996 0
Big white spot on your pillow.... "trades pillow with mom"
MissBunnyfufu 0
sounds kinda hot lol wonder what you were dreaming about... and I wonder if I youtube pillow humping if your vid will show up 0.0