R_U_CEREAL
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I woke up finding myself violently humping my pillow. My mom recorded it. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Randy Candy
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Poor pillow
Today, I was having a fantastic sex dream. So good, in fact, that I woke myself up breathing heavily and humping my pillow. I was at my friend's house and she saw everything. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Lock your doors
Today, I was touching myself in my room. Just as I hit the climax, my mom walked in because she heard me making noises and thought I was having a nightmare. FML
Anonymous
Werribee, Australia
Today, I woke up to my 7 year old son angrily trying to smother me with a pillow. FML
Anonymous
Valparaiso, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was having a wet dream and had a pretty vivid imagination. I ended up thrusting so hard that it showed up in reality. I literally humped so hard that I woke myself up. Not only that, but I was sleeping on the living room floor so my roommates saw and now it's their joke of the day. FML
GiveADogABone
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Going at it
Today, my girlfriend and I were trying to get it on on the bed. As soon as things were starting to get heated, I turned over and saw that my dog had not only jumped up on the bed, but had been watching and started to hump the pillow next to our heads. FML
Mygawdwhy
Today, I gave my mom an extra pillow since the ones in the guest room were too flat and hurt her neck. Hours later, I remembered that I'd stashed my vibrator in that pillowcase during a romantic camping trip with my husband. She found it. FML
tracy4191
Ponchatoula, United States
Today, I found out my mom sleeps in my room when I'm at college during the week. I discovered this my bumping into her dildo with my foot. FML
dirtyhands
United States 🌶️ Spicy
False alarm
Today, I was masturbating on my inflatable air mattress that squeaks when you move. Suddenly, my mom burst into my room to ask if I was okay because she thought the squeaking was me crying. I ripped my hands from my pants and turned on my side; she walked over and grabbed my hands to console me. FML
glittercat
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I heard my mom moan in the other room. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Alexa, play "Asleep" by The Smiths
Today, I woke up to my best friend laying next to me vigorously touching herself. She thought I was asleep. FML
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awuh_man 0
haha that sucks was it hot?
Dboy23 0
LMFAO! Horny little bugger are we?
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missjazzy_love 0
Dang! Hahaha, someone had a fun night. (=P
omgznoes 0
dude I've done it many times before, not with the pillow, but the mattress. shit happens lol.
meanie_monday 0
Your mom was enjoying every minute of it ;)
Altrown_fml 0
Oh God, this has to be posted NOW.
bizz8290 0
fake!!!! three days ago i put a fml saying i woke up to my dog humping me my girlfriend recorded it and sent it to all her friends. all you had to do was read my fml im moderate flm's
XxKate1294xX 0
So..the same thing can't possibly happen twice? Hello, this type of thing happens. OP : Omg your mom is CREEPY! I would just calmly walk out of the room and burst out laughing later.
amidecour 0
Oh man, "violently". The adverb makes this.
Terilyn4500 0
hahaahhaah......violently.... whoa what a dream that must have been hahahahah
funny_pages 0
haha. did you buy your pillow a drink first? also...my mom told me that i used to hump my pillow when i was younger (like age 4) that is sooo classic. sooo funny. and your mom is NOT weird, i would do the same thing cause it's freaking hillarious!!
Nai_fml 0
I can just imagine the next time you have a girlfriend (or boyfriend, if you swing that way) over to meet your parents for the first time. "Oh, and here he is taking his first steps..." "Aww!" "And here he is the day he was humping his pillow in his sleep..." "...LOLWTF."
catindigamajig 0
you just made my day with that comment. HAHAHA.
Nai_fml 0
I'm happy that my useless ranting has proven to be funny to at least one person!
mrnicety 0
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