Today, I woke up feeling great. I opened up the blinds and looked out from my window just in time to see a man ripping my mailbox from the ground and sprinting away with it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I bought a new mailbox to replace the old one that was stolen. Two hours after I put the new mailbox up, the old one was back and the new one was missing. FML
Today, I went to check my mail but there was a guy standing at the mailbox. I said, "Hey, get the fuck away from there." It was the mailman. FML
Today, I watched as my neighbor walked to my front lawn, looked me right in the eye, and pissed on my mailbox. FML
Today, I witnessed a postal worker with an important parcel stopping before knocking on my door, shrugging, getting back in his van, and driving away. I couldn't get the door open quickly enough before he left. FML
Today, I was home alone tanning in my backyard which is fairly secluded. I took my top off and laid there for awhile before I looked over and saw the UPS guy standing at my gate with a package because nobody answered the door. I looked horrified and he said not to worry, he'd seen better. FML
Today, a bee flew into my car, I panicked, swerved off the road, and hit a mailbox. It was a metal keg filled with cement buried in the ground. Taking my father's advice, I fled the scene. Later, my mailman knocked on my door holding part of my bumper. He said, "Excuse me, I think you hit my mailbox this morning." FML
Today, I woke up and found that the tree in my front yard was gone. FML
Today, I woke up to a homeless man relentlessly shitting on my porch. FML
Today, after getting out of the shower, I was in a good mood. So I decided to run around the house naked, then play air guitar while air drying, just for fun. My blinds were open, and the men in the Fedex truck in my front yard did have fun. FML
Today, my new mailbox key finally arrived. Not at the front door as I requested, but in the mailbox. FML
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BIEBERSLAYER 10
gtm: grand theft mailbox
topdawg255 0
thats y u install brick mailbox
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Comments (134)
LiftedxChevy 0
shoulda call the cops.. i wrk at the post office, it's a federal offense and they dont take that shit lightly.
KLuff 0
Personally, I just wanna know why the guy would just take the whole mailbox... He must be new to the whole identity theft thing.
janelllove 0
woow people are getting crazier these daysss!!!..lol
Smarrtt_ass17 0
Ahaha! That's funny shitt
OrgasmicBunnies 9
That's why I put a trap door near my mailbox. think of stealing it and face the pit of furby collections and a village of smurfs.
IamTheCavalist 0
Jaja this made my day :)
tdog_ossim 0
whats beyond rediculous is he stole the whole thing when it woulda been 100 times easier to open it and take the mail.... :/ its sad.... truly sad
talensledge1 0
i'd run at him with a toothbrush and pour mouthwash in his eyes.
PapSmearNinja 4
gotta love random moments¡¡
Osito2011 9
then how do you deliver mail?