Today, I woke up feeling great. I opened up the blinds and looked out from my window just in time to see a man ripping my mailbox from the ground and sprinting away with it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I bought a new mailbox to replace the old one that was stolen. Two hours after I put the new mailbox up, the old one was back and the new one was missing. FML
Today, I went to check my mail but there was a guy standing at the mailbox. I said, "Hey, get the fuck away from there." It was the mailman. FML
Today, I watched as my neighbor walked to my front lawn, looked me right in the eye, and pissed on my mailbox. FML
Today, I witnessed a postal worker with an important parcel stopping before knocking on my door, shrugging, getting back in his van, and driving away. I couldn't get the door open quickly enough before he left. FML
Today, I was home alone tanning in my backyard which is fairly secluded. I took my top off and laid there for awhile before I looked over and saw the UPS guy standing at my gate with a package because nobody answered the door. I looked horrified and he said not to worry, he'd seen better. FML
Today, a bee flew into my car, I panicked, swerved off the road, and hit a mailbox. It was a metal keg filled with cement buried in the ground. Taking my father's advice, I fled the scene. Later, my mailman knocked on my door holding part of my bumper. He said, "Excuse me, I think you hit my mailbox this morning." FML
Today, I woke up and found that the tree in my front yard was gone. FML
Today, I woke up to a homeless man relentlessly shitting on my porch. FML
Today, after getting out of the shower, I was in a good mood. So I decided to run around the house naked, then play air guitar while air drying, just for fun. My blinds were open, and the men in the Fedex truck in my front yard did have fun. FML
Today, my new mailbox key finally arrived. Not at the front door as I requested, but in the mailbox. FML
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Top comments
BIEBERSLAYER 10
gtm: grand theft mailbox
topdawg255 0
thats y u install brick mailbox
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Comments (134)
lovemycowboys 3
I think it was prolly a prank or initiation of some sorts or maybe the guy had a mental illness or something. still weird, either way.
miserypoison 13
Inconsiderate bastards. A. Chase him with your pajamas on. B. Get a new mailbox and set a mousetrap all around it,
tj727 1
a mousetrap? just one? that's gotta be one big mousetrap to go around the whole thing lol
OfficeNinja 5
damn, this economy really sucks. thieves can't even find cars to steal anymore - they have to resort to mail boxes.
loveuforever 0
The picture in my head when I read this is priceless! Hahaha!
HollisterGirlHCO 2
makes perfect sense. lmao.
graphicstyle7 17
Um, you do realize that destroying U.S. post office property is a felony... he could actually be in big trouble if you find him.
robert76 5
Except it's not post office property if there is no mail in it. As someone who was arrested for mailbox baseball as a kid, I successfully won this fight and brought my sentence from a felony tampering with the mail charge to a misdemeanor vandalism charge.
canzonetta 16
The mental image of that made me giggle
_Oblivion_ 12
Of all things..a brick, not a bat, not a gun, a brick.
kawaiianime 5
must have a mailbox fetish.
Bobby64 29
It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood...