MailMaster
Australia
Today, my new mailbox key finally arrived. Not at the front door as I requested, but in the mailbox. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Dumbass
United States
Today, I bought a new mailbox to replace the old one that was stolen. Two hours after I put the new mailbox up, the old one was back and the new one was missing. FML
DaisyMay
United States
Today, I returned home to find the key to my mailbox missing. I called the post office and was informed that a new key will cost me $15. I have no money, and my paycheck is in the mailbox. FML
steph
China
Today, I found a note on the front door of my flat saying, "You left your keys in your garage door so I put them in your letter box". Guess where my letter box key is. FML
Lara
Empoli, Italy
Today, my boyfriend told me he still has the key to our mailbox, while being at the other part of the country. Not to worry though, he sent it over. By mail. FML
Byebye
Sappemeer, Netherlands
Today, the mailman delivered my new phone to my neighbour's house. This was okay, because he left a note in my mailbox informing me so. Now my crazy neighbour won't give me the package because, "*I* signed for it!" FML
Posty
United Kingdom
Today, on the way to work, I pulled over at a postbox to post a letter. I walked up to the box with the letter in one hand, car key in the other. Guess which one I posted. FML
Chris
United States
Not enough RAM
Today, I got a notification that my package had been delivered. I searched my porch, checked with my neighbors, and even contacted customer support. It was sitting in my car's trunk because I'd picked it up from a parcel locker yesterday. FML
ivegotapackage
Greensboro, United States
Today, I got a notice on my apartment door that I'd received a package when no one was home, and it was left at the backdoor. I don't have a backdoor. FML
ZeldaovaPeach
Brisbane, Australia
Thanks, I hate it
Today, I received an envelope with my name written in beautiful writing in my mailbox. I just moved in the day before and hadn't given the address to anyone or met my neighbors yet so I was a bit surprised by it, even more surprised to find nothing but a dick pic inside. FML
DTMM
Anyone could've waltzed in
Today, I was looking for my condo keys, thinking I had left them in my mailbox on the first floor the night before. Leaving to check, I realized I'd forgot to take them out of my door when I had come in, leaving them in the keyhole. FML
Top comments
Awahso 25
Shoulda used FedEx
moninbg 8
Common sense is not so common
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Comments (133)
marinus_fml 20
Hahah. You can't have everything you want.
qyka 5
reach ur hand in
imustbeinsane 2
derp. Get a dog, they seem to help when you're having mailman troubles.
MrSassypants 34
Wow. Finally the saying you can't have your cake and eat it too makes sense.
YacL 15
The cake is a lie, though.
TheRealHouse 7
I still don't get it.. why can't you eat half of it? Or just buy more? and who cares about cake anyway?! it should be "you can't have your crack and smoke it too" now that makes sense!
Iamnotmyself 17
-35 Crack? Have you never snorted unicorn pisss, glitter, and Charlie Sheens awesome? I prefer that but hey, that's just me.
BShady96 0
i see you got a new mailbox after your last one was stolen
dolphincheddar 10
orders always go wrong these days. I Blame the internet
coffeygirl12 14
common sense has left the world.
Kylias 6
13, if they need a mailbox key, does it seem like they can reach their hand in? :P
Feklfekl2222 32
56- I agree! what's wrong with an old fashioned letterbox?
MrFlintstone 5
-56- no we need to try and bribe common sense back. but what should we use hmmmmmmm.......
liquidfireKAN 0
just wake up early tomorrow and stand beside your mailbox and wait for the mailman to come. when he opens your mailbox to put in the mail explain what happened and take your key.
OWNZ 0
82 has the right idea with the waiting for the mailman
OWNZ 0
but the best option is to attack him, steal his keys and truck and put each one of his keys in random mailboxes throughout the country! That'll teach him!!!
UnicornHunter 12
OP, how did the mail man put it in then?
Awahso 25
Shoulda used FedEx
lovexbox 8
Exactly. Wouldn't OP realize that keys are small and going to be put into a mailbox instead of delivered to his door?
miamiheatfan56 0
If you request the key to be put at your door, they should put it at your door. And the key might be small, and come in a big box.
miamiheatfan56 0
My second sentence doesn't apply to OP's situation though.
Someone_somewere 7
how does she know she got the key if she can't even open her mailbox?.....
goaliemkl123 8
^ exactly!!!!!¡!¡
junkboy 4
mailmen have a sadistic streak
TheMasticater 9
Falcon PUNCH!!!
mrdblq 6
Apply a hammer?
Eggers 2
um. or catch the mailman tomorrow before they close your mailbox?
sxe_beast 11
Wow Eggers. The amount of common sense you posses is profound. We need more people like you reproducing...
carlosestrada1 4
4, then it wouldn't make sense to get the key...
LuHGiiiT 11
Weird.
goaliemkl123 8
sxe_beast. actually he's right. the mailman got into the mailbox to put the key in there (we know this Bc it says waaaaaay up there at the top of the screen) so we can deduce that the mailman is able to get right up on in there. next time u be a jackass think a little bit more.
sxe_beast 11
What are you talking about? I was congratulating Egger's on his intelligent comment. It makes much more sense than applying a hammer to the mailbox?
NeverShoutDana 13
Breaking and entering into your mailbox is always an option.
rattusrattus 19
*offers a crowbar, a hammer, and a file to the OP*
BDTM 0
lol win ^
slimjim8094 12
Sure, if you want a felony on your record. The government takes the mail pretty seriously...
slimjim8094 12
Sorry, that comment was about the US. Not sure it holds true down under, but I wouldn't be surprised
portcaveman 5
sorry I text you but its a landline but anyway just massage me back when you get this
itsalanis 25
man are those people dumb. lol
macdaddymady 8
HULK SMASH!
BloodyDraven 0
REGEN SMASH!!! REGEN SMASH!!!.....REGEN sleepy.....
wolflover44 5
You'd think the mail company would have more common sense. Especially if they requested it on their front door.
cimh 9
same thought here! I'd call the company and ask them what their logical way would be to get the keys out without breaking it!
pink_raindrops 26
If someone asks it to go to the door, they usually try. Maybe the OP didn't answer the door, or wasn't home when the post came. If you're not there to answer it and it's small enough they put it in the mail box instead of leaving it on your step. Alot of people have their stuff stolen if it's left on the step.
moninbg 8
Common sense is not so common
MsJoyfull 4
simple tasks are hard for simple people
Livinia 11
Well, the only thing you can do now is order a new one.
tessa1110001 12
wow your just as dumb as the mail people..