Today, I woke up feeling great. I opened up the blinds and looked out from my window just in time to see a man ripping my mailbox from the ground and sprinting away with it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I bought a new mailbox to replace the old one that was stolen. Two hours after I put the new mailbox up, the old one was back and the new one was missing. FML
Today, I went to check my mail but there was a guy standing at the mailbox. I said, "Hey, get the fuck away from there." It was the mailman. FML
Today, I watched as my neighbor walked to my front lawn, looked me right in the eye, and pissed on my mailbox. FML
Today, I witnessed a postal worker with an important parcel stopping before knocking on my door, shrugging, getting back in his van, and driving away. I couldn't get the door open quickly enough before he left. FML
Today, I was home alone tanning in my backyard which is fairly secluded. I took my top off and laid there for awhile before I looked over and saw the UPS guy standing at my gate with a package because nobody answered the door. I looked horrified and he said not to worry, he'd seen better. FML
Today, a bee flew into my car, I panicked, swerved off the road, and hit a mailbox. It was a metal keg filled with cement buried in the ground. Taking my father's advice, I fled the scene. Later, my mailman knocked on my door holding part of my bumper. He said, "Excuse me, I think you hit my mailbox this morning." FML
Today, I woke up and found that the tree in my front yard was gone. FML
Today, I woke up to a homeless man relentlessly shitting on my porch. FML
Today, after getting out of the shower, I was in a good mood. So I decided to run around the house naked, then play air guitar while air drying, just for fun. My blinds were open, and the men in the Fedex truck in my front yard did have fun. FML
Today, my new mailbox key finally arrived. Not at the front door as I requested, but in the mailbox. FML
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Top comments
BIEBERSLAYER 10
gtm: grand theft mailbox
topdawg255 0
thats y u install brick mailbox
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Comments (134)
knocking 0
What the hell? I just don't see the point of stealing a mailbox. Lawn gnomes and plastic flamingos, yes, but not a mailbox. You must have had one kick ass mailbox.
MrXerxes5 6
#34 the point is to have a kickass mail box
Stevefett 0
He's got mail.?
Skorne 5
Must've been the mailman's evil twin again.
manbearpig7173 0
Still feel great?
fligamapig 0
HAHAHAHAHA
scullster 0
shade
Pretty_dead 0
U must have had some really good mail for him 2 take the whole mail box
ericwashere 0
honestly who steals a mailbox!!!
SavySituation 0
lmao aha, that's kinda funny:)
BiGD3317 0
You definitely deserve it for even having a mailbox in 2011 lol
DinoJess 0
I'm not sure if you know this, but a mailbox is the box-like container, with the little flag on the side of it, that is on a stick-like shaft that is right in front of your house or road.