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United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had to pick my parents up from jail. They thought it would be okay to have sex behind a bush. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Cincinnati, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Excuse me
Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML
whyme102008
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Family Matters
Today, I had to bail my dad out of jail, for beating up my boyfriend, for sleeping with my mom. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Whatcha do when they come for you?
Today, my girlfriend called me to pick her up from jail. She'd been arrested for indecent exposure. FML
stay in there
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Dumbasses
Today, I got a call from the local police station. Apparently, my idiot son and his equally dumb girlfriend thought it would be a good idea to have sex in the car at a park in broad daylight. They assumed no one would be there due to the quarantine. They were wrong. FML
fuck
Hubert, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Caught
Today, I got a call from my husband asking me to bail him out from jail. He was arrested after being caught having sex with a waitress in a restaurant bathroom. FML
GoldenTornado11
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
RBergman
Basin, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Caught in 4K
Today, I had to arrest my own boyfriend for having sex in public. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Fun times
Today, I left the house to get groceries. My parents asked me where I was going and how long I would be gone for. Thinking they were just being inquisitive parents, I ignored them. I got home 20 minutes later to them having sex. FML
Anonymous
Bronx, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got locked in my boyfriend's garage in my underwear while his parents ripped him a new one for having sex beneath their roof. His sister had to let me out. FML
RetroDayDreamer
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Pranked!
Today, my parents overheard me having sex with my girlfriend. They thought it would be funny to barge in with nothing but underwear on. This has happened twice now. FML
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greg1234567890_fml 2
whose bush was it?
green_eggs_and_h 0
At least you know your parents still love eachother.
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Comments (287)
greg1234567890_fml 2
whose bush was it?
bonnie_vb8 5
haha nice
Iamnotmyself 17
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Was it George Bush or Junior Bush?
gabstahhh 8
Sucks when your parents have more fun than you...hahaha b
bonnie_vb8 5
^ so true, kinda makes you feel like shit
theaws0m3guy 4
Well that is an unfortunate turn of events.
Jimmyd0t 0
umm those parents are awesome and still in love kudos to them
Coon123 0
12 judgin from your avatar, yours obviously have more than you
delaney4 0
love ur pic! jus sayin haha
pertained 12
George's?
lendalynn 5
I have a feeling that the op is jelous that his parents gettin more action then he does...
Siji 0
Nice pic 61. Is that you, or from Google?
pertained 12
Thanks, man. But what if it's both?
AbuelaGrande 0
Pero que cosa mas Feo! no me gusta.
lulututu 4
I didn't know that's how you spelled ugly in spanish.
nyrangers1022 6
least they tried spicing up there sex life
AbuelaGrande 0
Oh because that is not how you say it.
felah17 6
Tsk,tsk....where's your grammar? The correct way to say it it's: "cosa mas fea"!!
TheJester12 15
I would think after this point you would start to wonder in what horrible place you were conceived in. I'm thinkin' Arby's ;)
MyScrewedUpLifeS 0
it was the moms bush, DUH!
scroojilicious 1
toally loving the assassins creed outfit/pic. made me smile =)
wintamint101 7
wait that's not okay?
thrashdu2002 5
hopefully your dad was hittin it good before they got arrested.
Naked_Communist 0
So they didn't shave?
fmylifeandursifi 1
hey well at least you know they aren't going to get a divorce anytime soon :P
mahomie97 7
*she didn't shave:)
Coon123 0
kinky
FlipInBrosky 4
They just wanted a little bit of privacy..obviously they couldn't do that while locked up
YacL 15
Every time there's an FML about sex, someone has to say "kinky".
aardvarkish 17
38, it was here before us. It will be here after.
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
ikr? it's like STFu we know it's a kinky FML. Sheesh
ReptarRAWR23 0
NICE!
YacL 15
Wait, it's not a good idea? Damn. *sarcasm*
abluekiwi 0
People don't like what you said because in truth, it IS a good idea. Oh snap.
8rabido8 11
i dont like you
JOURNEYTHEBEAST 0
I have a question. do you comment on all of the recent fmls right as they are posted? because your always on the comment list
YacL 15
Who me? I have a lot of free time on my hands. I also have good timing.
meggieh815 0
I'm so confused by this thread..
mk58 31
Of course it's a good idea. I do it all the time. Not to mention in parks, shopping malls and even buses. It's exhilarating, really.
A13X33STJ 0
No it IS a good idea as long as you dont get caught!
DezzeyXNichole 0
LMFAO , 153-- W.I.N . :3
heimerdinger 0
your fat shut up.
iamEricCartmen 0
Me and my friends, once hid behind a bush to spy on girls.
bonnie_vb8 5
I'm sure every guy has done that at least once in their life.
Moota 9
That's not creepy at all... 'Sarcasm'
iamEricCartmen 0
No, but the other time, me and my friends wanted to steal something from the girls, because that thing could like, tell the future and it was so cool.
Moota 9
You do that...
nfc14 2
Someone doesn't watch south park..
Lolpizza_fml 0
creeper
smurfsarwales 9
he'd freakin addicted. oh sox he doesn't watch it cus he is Eric :D
aprilita 8
um... stalker much?
iamyourmum 1
Lol serious? Didn't anyone tell you to get a life?
gabbygirll3 0
its from southpark you dipshit.
parxxx 0
creepy asshole
xleanne_aLly 23
me and my friends hid behind a bush to shoot bb guns at people that walked by, haha
daisyloo 7
Creeper?
gmny 1
Eric how old are you? you write like middle school kid sheesh
green_eggs_and_h 0
At least you know your parents still love eachother.
capilot 10
Yes, OP's parents truly rock.
sarcastic_life 0
yeah totally agree
SmallTownCutie 0
I would have let them stay in jail. They can share the love with all of the other horny inmates.
justanotherrando_fml 2
How embarrassing! Lol
mduffy08 8
friends with benefits?
MrSassypants 34
44 no. Married people who still love each other.
mduffy08 8
maybe they hate each other, but really like sex.
green_eggs_and_h 0
What if they both have a foot fetish? What if they like to play with shit? We could play the "what if" game all day.
MrSassypants 34
69 what if we couldn't play the "what if" game?
Siji 0
What if a fourth player joined the game and destroyed you all?!? >:)
iownyou777 0
what if you all shut the hell up
Awsumuzzie 12
What if we start all these comments all over?
ZombieeeeUnicorn 1
chocolate.
gagaman_fml 0
pickles and pudding:)
bonnie_vb8 5
I didn't even know that was illegal!!
mduffy08 8
I know right I do it all the time!!!
roger507 0
lol!! i dint know it either :p
tigerlilypop 7
yeah no kidding..
Awsumuzzie 12
Do you see it done so often by strangers that you'd think otherwise?
the_easter_bunny 1
71 - Actually, yes, in my country it's very common to see that done in the park... in front of everyone, including the kids...
rattusrattus 19
It's not illegal if you don't get seen by unsuspecting passers-by.
greatwyt 0
lol in our country vagrants do it in public all the time. in the park. in front of kiddies even, of course for them getting thrown in jail is food and shelter for an evening
Zero22120 12
Where are you from?
Awsumuzzie 12
And here I thought I should pity myself for coming from an Arab country...
sheethapins 13
Yeah, I thought public indecency was just a myth too.
Monii_Harlz 11
that makes 2 of us lol
tpiper2852 0
that is so embarrassing lol kinda funny though...
tahvoh 3
Your Freaken Hott! :D
BobsUrAunty 2
# 189 uhm random?
tpiper2852 0
umm thanks haha?
doc_j 0
dont hate cause there gettin more than you
emmey1234 0
umm u don't know that
crzy4life 0
what did your parents say to you