Today, I found out that my nephew isn’t actually aroace (aromantic/asexual). He lied so I would stop asking him about his love life. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I found out that my son is not really gay. He just told me that so I'd let him have girls in his bedroom. FML
Today, I found out that my eight year old son is actually my nephew. FML
Today, a close friend called me to inform me of his newest relationship, and why he's kept it from me - he's been seeing his male cousin for several months and was tired of hiding it from the world. I had to keep my shock in check over the phone. FML
Today, I discovered that my stepbrother has been telling his friends that I'm his girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my son has been telling me he's gay so we would allow the "female friend" who is actually his girlfriend to stay over. FML
Today, my son got angry when he came out as gay and my husband and I told him that we loved him no matter what. Turned out he wanted us to reject him so he could have a sob story and make people feel sorry for him. FML
Today, I found out that I'm the creepy uncle of the family. FML
Today, the creepy regular customer found out I was lying about having a boyfriend in order to keep him away. He now thinks this is me playing hard to get. FML
Today, I asked my son about girls and stuff and he told me he’s probably never going to date. I asked him why, and it turns out he’s afraid of being sent to jail if she makes any sort of false allegation against him. I told him not all women are like that, he told me I’m either naive or lying. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of a year is actually my cousin. Thanks, Mom. FML
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cuz803 46
That's to be expected when you intrude to irritating proportions
Crowned Sataness 12
Why the hell are you even asking your nephew such inappropriate and intrusive questions? that's so gross and not your business no matter how old he is
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Comments (7)
RichardPencil 32
Aroace? Such a fancy word! In my day, such a person was called a "loser."
Iifa 7
Well stop asking stupid questions, they're annoying and usually not your business. It's creepy asking such personal questions especially from your own relative. I have had multiple miscarriages and nobody except my partner knows, mum knew about first two. Rest have asked, and gotten reply "sorry I don't do surrogacy, maybe ask someone else". My sex life is none of your business, my pregnancy and children none of your business, and you should be grateful he found a way out without cutting you off. Though it seems he is going to have one less relative to care about soon. Silly human, discussion about having children are between people who want to have them together not family project
cuz803 46
That's to be expected when you intrude to irritating proportions
Crowned Sataness 12
Why the hell are you even asking your nephew such inappropriate and intrusive questions? that's so gross and not your business no matter how old he is
JackWood 21
FHL, mind your own business
Hangryko 32
Wow, leave him alone.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
And your life sucks because of this why exactly?