Today, I brought my boyfriend to my house for the first time. He freaked out when he saw my cat, and had to leave because he's allergic. I've posted many pictures of my cat in Instagram, but he didn't say anything about his allergy because he thought it was just a random cat. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to meet my boyfriend's parents for the first time. While I was there, I started to get really itchy. Turns out they have 5 cats. Guess what I'm allergic to? FML
Today, after being diagnosed with cat allergies, I explained to my cat-loving boyfriend that the doctor strongly recommended not allowing the cat in the bedroom. At 1:30 a.m. my boyfriend got out of the bed to go sleep in the spare room because, "the cat is sad." FML
Today, my boyfriend bought us three kittens. Today, I also discovered that I am allergic to cats. My boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted the cats more than me. FML
Today, to celebrate moving into a new apartment, my girlfriend decided she would get a kitten. She didn't know I'm allergic to cats. When I told her, she decided that she couldn't date someone who couldn't be around her cat; the one she doesn't have yet. FML
Today, I bought a kitten. I've wanted a cat for years and decided to finally buy one now that I have my own apartment. It turns out I'm allergic to cats. FML
Today, I found out my cat is allergic to ME. No kidding. FML
Today, my boyfriend woke up wheezing terribly, aching, and sneezing. He's allergic to cats. I have 2 and they are my babies. He gave me an ultimatum, him or the cats. I haven't figured out how I'm going to tell him that I choose the cats. FML
Today, I went to the doctor to find out why I've been feeling so sick the past several weeks. Turns out, I'm severely allergic to the cat of my girlfriend of two years. I told her "It's me or the cat." She chose the cat. FML
Today, I was showing my new boyfriend around my apartment. Everything was going great until my cat decided to make his grand entrance by vomiting directly on the rug in front of him. My boyfriend paused, then said, “Well, at least he’s honest about his feelings.” FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 months moved into my apartment. I had never been to his place because his roommate was a drug addict, so it came as quite a surprise when he brought three taxidermied cats with him, insisting that I let him mount them in the living room. FML
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msimms001 15
it's because she's posted about the cat many times, why would he think it's just a random cat each time
manb91uk 22
He's a dumbfuck... Ditch him and find someone with an IQ bigger than his... Nose
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Comments (8)
aangel94 9
I don’t see how you could think you’re the victim here. If he’s a allergic then he’s allergic. Also cats are evil
msimms001 15
it's because she's posted about the cat many times, why would he think it's just a random cat each time
Gubbon 17
Cats are a gift from heaven.
Gubbon 17
Her dead corpse, huh?
manb91uk 22
He's a dumbfuck... Ditch him and find someone with an IQ bigger than his... Nose
Dodge4x4Ram 46
I don't like cats, this guy is a winner.
tounces7 28
Well your user name summed it up already.
evilplatypus 39
I mean, I don’t have Instagram, but I DO have a friend with the world’s most photogenic cat so I OFTEN share pictures of her on FB.
raven_of_azarath 35
It really all depends on the captions OP used. I’m sure you don’t call your friend’s cat your cat on social media. The word “my” should have been a clue.
millsjoshua949 12
That doesn't even make sense.