Today, I woke up after my pregnant fiancée punched me in the face. Apparently, I rolled over in my sleep and knocked her out of bed. She is still pissed about it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, in the middle of the night, my fiancé started yelling gibberish in his sleep. When I tried to wake him, he punched me square in the face. FML
Today, in the middle of the night, I was punched in the face by my frightened girlfriend, who had just been awoken by her own fart. FML
Today, I was awoken to a punch in the face. My boyfriend said I was giggling in my sleep and he thought I was possessed. FML
Today, while my girlfriend and I were making out, she went to fix the pillow behind her head and punched me straight in the face. FML
Today, I woke up my girlfriend up with a cute kiss. She was apparently having a bad dream and headbutted me. FML
Today, my girlfriend woke me with a surprise up on my birthday. Unfortunately, it was her screaming at the top of her lungs and punching me in the face because of a nightmare. FML
Today, before I went to work, I wanted to kiss my wife goodbye while she was asleep, She punched me. FML
Today, it was our first time sleeping in the same bed together. She tossed and turned so much, she actually kicked me out onto the floor, so now I have a black eye and a mild concussion. Ta babe. FML
Today, I woke up to a punch in the face. My girlfriend said it was because she dreamed that I'd bought all her friends Taco Bell but didn't bring her anything. FML
Today, my girlfriend's ex punched me so hard in the face, I couldn't see straight. But I got up anyway. I lunged at him, and nailed him in the jaw. Turns out I'd in fact just knocked out my girlfriend the on-looker. FML
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evilplatypus 39
What's with all the pregnant crazy lady FMLs lately?
Dadothy 8
Hormones:/ don't worry I'm sure she will get over it
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Comments (144)
jacie00 4
What do you have a twin size bed?
kicker42 0
I'm with 4 just stay on the couch for a while. or get a bigger bed. twin beds are only so big
spottyblanket 8
You could have hurt the baby, sleep on the damn sofa.
nela25 23
Good luck on that one OP... shes pregnant so she might stay pissed for a while longer than normal.
princess151617 4
Well I would be pissed too,
The_F3rris 11
I see a lot of pregnant FMLs lately. Im just going to start saying you all deserve it for conceiving.
LeEpicDerpFace 0
Lol
DUBSTEP_WUB_WUB 1
Ydi for sleeping when you should be listening to dubstep
williemac987 5
You know that could have killed the baby if she landed hard enough. I think more than one punch would've been in order.
Batterypost 23
What is wrong with you? It's not like he could possibly control his movements while sleeping, so he should not recive even the slightest punch from anyone.
DragonitePaladin 6
dumbass
dogpup4 23
OP doesn't really deserve this, he can't help the fact that he turned over in his sleep. Mind you, he should respect that pregnant women have hormonal issues and take any bitchiness like a man.
trismagestus 19
'Taking things like a man' is part of the problem with society. Men don't speak out when they have problems, leading to secret domestic, medical and mental problems, and higher suicide rates.