Today, after I got pregnant 22 years ago and my husband became way too overprotective, to the point where he became a right pain in the ass, I’m now accidentally pregnant again. It turns out my now 22-year-old son is almost as bad as his dad was. Now I’ve got two of the sods to deal with. FML
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Today, I've hated being a parent ever since I was baby-trapped at 17, but I stuck through it and never let my son suspect how I really felt, and we have a great relationship now he’s an adult. Well he just moved out yesterday, and today my wife told me she’s pregnant. Here we fucking go again. FML
Today, I found out I'm pregnant with my second child. This wouldn't be so bad if my son wasn't only 10 months old and my partner, the father of my children, hadn't been secretly seeing his ex wife. FML
Today, I have always been adamant on not wanting children ever, then I did a stupid thing, and now I’m now single and pregnant with twins at 22 years-old. My life is so fucking over. FML
Today, after an ex let me know I have a 19 year old-son. I was beyond excited so I spent the weekend with them and I can tell you now, the boy is a complete prick, and I prefer to continue to claim I’m childless rather than admit I fathered that arrogant, rude, selfish, entitled little shit. FML
Today, I told my family I’m pregnant again. My boyfriend is now sat outside, crying and getting drunk. My oldest son is looking at apartments for rent because he doesn’t want to be around screaming babies again, and my younger two are crying because they don’t want another sibling either. FML
Today, I’ve been in mama bear mode, fiercely defending my 20 year-old son against several slanderous paternity claims. Good news; one test came back negative. Bad news; five others came back positive. Now none of the girls wants me to see my grandchildren because I sided with my boy. FML
Today, my 17 year-old is pregnant and I was fit to be furious, until my wife steamrollered over me to get to her, hugging her, and crying and how we’ll all raise it together as a big family. We can’t afford another baby. The daddy better be paying us something, or I’m gone kill him. FML
Today, my boyfriend’s ex found out I was pregnant. Her logical response was to have her teenage sons jump him as he was coming home from work. Now we’re filling out a police report instead of our baby registry. FML
Today, my husband and I had a huge fight. I have a son from a previous relationship who he loves, but he wants more kids. My son is 9, almost 10, he's so used to being my baby that I can't bring myself to take that from him by having another baby. FML
Today, after a necessary medical procedure that rendered my birth control ineffective, I found out I’m pregnant. I was already planning to break up with my manchild boyfriend, and when I told him this, his first response was, “What will my parents think?” Parents with whom he still lives at age 30. FML
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Charlie Given 28
Try not to take it the wrong way it's genetics some men have a very strong instinct to protect pregnant women.
TheCrazedHare 7
look, I've seen it before. but you really need to put your foot down about it. Have them stop completely? no but you guys need to find a middle ground.
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RichardPencil 32
Maybe third time’s a charm? This time, be an engaged parent and raise this kid right.
JuliaKay14 33
Do you think parents are failures if their kids have negative traits?
RichardPencil 32
For some traits, I do.
J15237 25
I would agree with that. There are some things if parents are on top of what they teach their children can be avoided. Such as responsibility and being honest. However, in this case no. So the 22 year old is over protective. Its a sign of love honestly. Pain in the ass? Absolutely! But it still comes from love.
Charlie Given 28
Try not to take it the wrong way it's genetics some men have a very strong instinct to protect pregnant women.
EmDizzle2007 28
things they'd complain about if they didn't have it.
TheCrazedHare 7
look, I've seen it before. but you really need to put your foot down about it. Have them stop completely? no but you guys need to find a middle ground.
TomeDr 25
That’s actually really sweet!
lowshadows 21
am I reading this right?
tounces7 28
I'm trying to figure out wtf is going on here. Is she pregnant with her son?
Memnoc 26
22 years ago, she got pregnant and her husband became an overprotective pain in the ass. Now she's pregnant again, and her husband and her son are both being pains in the ass. I'm assuming her 22 year old son still lives at home.
NPDclusterBaware 8
Oof, does your son have a personality disorder?
Noela Abney 5
I could see how that would be annoying, but that's also very sweet!
J15237 25
Accidental? You only get pregnant the one way. So did we forget the pill, condom or just said **** it I cant get pregnant?