Today, I woke up after my pregnant fiancée punched me in the face. Apparently, I rolled over in my sleep and knocked her out of bed. She is still pissed about it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, in the middle of the night, my fiancé started yelling gibberish in his sleep. When I tried to wake him, he punched me square in the face. FML
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Today, while my girlfriend and I were making out, she went to fix the pillow behind her head and punched me straight in the face. FML
Today, I woke up my girlfriend up with a cute kiss. She was apparently having a bad dream and headbutted me. FML
Today, my girlfriend woke me with a surprise up on my birthday. Unfortunately, it was her screaming at the top of her lungs and punching me in the face because of a nightmare. FML
Today, before I went to work, I wanted to kiss my wife goodbye while she was asleep, She punched me. FML
Today, it was our first time sleeping in the same bed together. She tossed and turned so much, she actually kicked me out onto the floor, so now I have a black eye and a mild concussion. Ta babe. FML
Today, I woke up to a punch in the face. My girlfriend said it was because she dreamed that I'd bought all her friends Taco Bell but didn't bring her anything. FML
Today, my girlfriend's ex punched me so hard in the face, I couldn't see straight. But I got up anyway. I lunged at him, and nailed him in the jaw. Turns out I'd in fact just knocked out my girlfriend the on-looker. FML
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evilplatypus 39
What's with all the pregnant crazy lady FMLs lately?
Dadothy 8
Hormones:/ don't worry I'm sure she will get over it
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Comments (144)
bri1201 0
Id be ******* mad too. She fell out of bed, therefore the baby fell out of bed. Asshole.
Hansemans 17
Do you believe physical violence is respectful behaviour towards the man you love?
tain103 1
While yes the baby could have been hurt the chances of that happening here are quite low - the baby is quite well protected. If it were that easy to hurt an unborn baby this way - we would have died out a long time go.
B3Y0ND 3
Even if the baby were to be well-protected, her falling face down would have killed it or done some serious damage. And if she had been sleeping on her back (very likely if she's heavily pregnant), her falling face down from being shoved is highly probable...
GothicAngel17 24
107 - Heavily pregnant women can't sleep on their back. It's highly uncomfortable and can cause them to pass out because it cuts off a major artery.
Acaprice14 9
Itd be nice to continue sleeping after being punched in the face, yes?
MrDream_fml 2
She's pregnant your accident could have hurt the baby so YDI
Thorzix 23
Can't help but laught at all the girl calling him an asshole because he rolled in his sleep. Grow a brain, you can't control how you move WHEN YOU'RE ASLEEP. You keep stealing the blankets and pushing us out of bed all the time when you girls are sleeping, do we punch you in the face for it?NO!!
rcgirl2 11
It's just the hormones. It'll be all over soon.
dDailydDosage 8
I'm sure shes only pissed cause of the baby. I mean if I were pregnant I'd be scared about the tiniest thing going wrong like getting pushed off the bed. Please be more careful for her and the baby :))
trismagestus 19
Please be more respectful of not punching sleeping people in the face, especially when you claim to love them.
DragonitePaladin 6
Some people are just immature retards. OP's wife has serious issues.
medichick 5
Hahaha you deserve that, but it's funny
MoonChild5 11
I mean... It's not OP's fault. He doesn't control what he does in his sleep so I don't see how he's an asshole for it. Yes, I understand that her falling could have potentially injured or killed the baby, but accidents happen and no one's hurt so all is well.
trismagestus 19
He got assaulted. I wouldn't say no-one got hurt.
ILuv_toaster182 5
Hormones or not if you push me out of the bed get ready for an ass whooping!