Today, I woke up after my pregnant fiancée punched me in the face. Apparently, I rolled over in my sleep and knocked her out of bed. She is still pissed about it. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, in the middle of the night, my fiancé started yelling gibberish in his sleep. When I tried to wake him, he punched me square in the face. FML
Today, in the middle of the night, I was punched in the face by my frightened girlfriend, who had just been awoken by her own fart. FML
Today, I was awoken to a punch in the face. My boyfriend said I was giggling in my sleep and he thought I was possessed. FML
Today, while my girlfriend and I were making out, she went to fix the pillow behind her head and punched me straight in the face. FML
Today, I woke up my girlfriend up with a cute kiss. She was apparently having a bad dream and headbutted me. FML
Today, my girlfriend woke me with a surprise up on my birthday. Unfortunately, it was her screaming at the top of her lungs and punching me in the face because of a nightmare. FML
Today, before I went to work, I wanted to kiss my wife goodbye while she was asleep, She punched me. FML
Today, it was our first time sleeping in the same bed together. She tossed and turned so much, she actually kicked me out onto the floor, so now I have a black eye and a mild concussion. Ta babe. FML
Today, I woke up to a punch in the face. My girlfriend said it was because she dreamed that I'd bought all her friends Taco Bell but didn't bring her anything. FML
Today, my girlfriend's ex punched me so hard in the face, I couldn't see straight. But I got up anyway. I lunged at him, and nailed him in the jaw. Turns out I'd in fact just knocked out my girlfriend the on-looker. FML
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evilplatypus 39
What's with all the pregnant crazy lady FMLs lately?
Dadothy 8
Hormones:/ don't worry I'm sure she will get over it
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Comments (144)
t_vivvy 0
This happened on sex and the city....
BangBang703 0
Hey are u n ur fiancé gettin married cuz u love her or cuz of the baby!?
larouche362 10
I really dont see how its the OPs fault for being a roller... but if shes pregnet i hope she didnt land on her stomach..
hateevryone 15
Did you apologize?
mattorama 15
YDI for not only putting a ring on such a moody immature woman, but knocking her up too. News flash; women's mood swings during pregnancy are the same as the ones they "experience" during their periods- they aren't real, they're just using their license to act like a bitch!
larouche362 10
Its because shes pregnet its not all her fault for being moody. Just hormones
demcatsbro 3
WOW TALK ABOUT BITCHY. what crawled up your bum and died, missy?
ashleeyka 13
Actually, when I was pregnant I didn't have very many mood swings, nor do I while I'm on my period... I do get mildly cranky but what I did get for sure was postpartum depression and if any boy believes that that's not real either, then that just proves he truly knows nothing. It's a serious problem that some women really can't control and guys just like to pretend that we can. It's just plain immature to say that women only use it as an excuse to act moody. No one wants to be moody.
kat1896 3
If you pushed her out of bed and she fell, she could lose the baby. I hope you realize that.
FreaksandGeeks 5
I'm 8 months pregnant and I'd probably freak out if I fell out of bed. I wouldn't go as far as punching my husband in the face though. I'd probably yell and cry lol -_-
kimg0885 23
My husband slept on the couch for the last three months because he kept doing the same thing. I told him if he didn't I was going to smother him, don't worry it will pass.
icemand90 17
she wont forget this. next argument it will be brought up... I know, my wife does it. good luck OP
blutigenbonbon 10
She's pregnant. xD give her a break. It shall be over soon c: