Today, I woke up after a two-day drive to go to my cousin's wedding. The view is beautiful, there's mountains everywhere, and my new backless dress is gorgeous. Too bad the hotel has bed bugs and my whole body is entirely covered in bright red bumps. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, three days after finally having a bed to sleep on, I woke up with multiple bedbug bites. I can't use my blankets, wear any of my clothes and it's back to sleeping on the floor for me. FML
Today, I was at a sleepover for a friend's birthday. It was great, but after sleeping on their pull out couch, I woke up with six pimples on my face and a rash on my back. FML
Today, I discovered I have bed bugs. I have nowhere else to sleep and I won't be able to afford a new mattress for at least a year. I'd better get used to these giant welts. FML
Today, I woke up to find some really weird stuff in my bed. We just got back from vacation in Florida, and my husband burned really bad. I woke up to his peeled off skin all over my face. FML
Today, I walked down the aisle when a bug flew into my mouth. In a response, I threw up on my beautiful white wedding dress. I had to party and be in the pictures in someones spare pink dress for the rest of the day. FML
Today, after religiously eating healthy, getting good sleep, and trying to keep my stress level low, I'm stuck in bed with aches, fever, sore throat, the shits and throwing up. My wedding is in 2 days. FML
Today, I woke up following one of the worst nightmares of my life. I was sweating, clutching the sheets, and feeling sick to the stomach. I'd been dreaming of my wedding that's taking place next week. FML
Today, I discovered that my bed has a flea infestation. I discovered it after sleeping naked in it for about an hour. FML
Today, after being moved to three different employer-provided apartments because they all had mold and electrical problems, I requested a bigger bed. The bed they delivered had bedbugs. FML
Today, I woke up with a rash all across my body. Last night, my boyfriend and I got it on in some bushes, and it seems one of those was poison ivy. FML
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jentrynicole 20
Make sure you wash everything you own and throw away what you absolutely don't need. The only thing that could make your situation worse is if you brought them home or to the wedding with you.
nzhx 23
Have you reported the hotel?? That'd be my first move right before getting the hell away and checking Hotwire.com Congrats to your cousin though.
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Comments (45)
dragoongirl90 34
Well that sucks ass but that day isn't about you, and no one will be looking at you. So stop being so self obsessed and celebrate your cousin's wedding.
Calingaladha 21
Let's hope her cousin is not as much of a Bridezilla as you sound like. I'm pretty sure OP isn't going to interrupt anything with her bedbug bites. It would suck for anyone.
olillia 16
Lol "self-obsessed" is being conscious of a health concern. What a ****
PinkasaurusRex 25
That's why you always check under the sheets before agreeing on a room. Good luck getting rid of them, OP. It's a pain.
Skoff_fml 27
That really sucks. I must ask though... a backless dress for a wedding?
False_Stupidity 42
It says backless, not black.
PYROxSYCO3 7
Eh, you can photoshop that out, right?
thatguy411 1
I feel bad for you I got them from a hotel in WV and we tossed everything bought new stuff but almost a year later we had them in are house I didn't know because 1 and 3 people will show signs of bite marks I'm one of the three that don't and found out that they can go almost a year before they need to eat blood I mean and you can only get rid of them by tossing the furniture and rugs and wash every crack in your house bag uo all the cloth u don't wear and leave them for a year in the bag pure alcohol will kill them but won't take them all away from the house it will cost you a few grand and use a pro to clean the house that will cost up to 13 grand depends on the size of the house good luck