Today, I discovered that my bed has a flea infestation. I discovered it after sleeping naked in it for about an hour. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I discovered I have bed bugs. I have nowhere else to sleep and I won't be able to afford a new mattress for at least a year. I'd better get used to these giant welts. FML
Today, after finally going to therapy for anxiety like everyone wanted, I discovered the itching feeling that kept me awake at night was actually caused by a bedbug infestation. FML
Today, three days after finally having a bed to sleep on, I woke up with multiple bedbug bites. I can't use my blankets, wear any of my clothes and it's back to sleeping on the floor for me. FML
Today, I was glad to find out that all the bedbugs have been eaten. Now I have a spider infestation. FML
Today, there was a wasp tangled in my bed sheets. I found this out when I rolled over it in my sleep, and it stung me on the lower back. FML
Today, I woke up to something crawling on my leg. Thinking it might be a spider, I jumped out frantically to check. The good news: it's not a spider. The bad news: it's a bedbug. My apartment was just treated for them. FML
Today, I was sleeping in my bed when I felt an itch on my arm. Then another. Then another. I finally looked to see what was going on, only to find a bunch of ants crawling in my bed. They were somehow getting in through the closed window. Guess I’m done sleeping tonight. FML
Today, while working the graveyard shift at my hotel, it felt a little chilly, so I grabbed a blanket out of the box we usually store old blankets in. Twenty minutes later, the live-in maintenance man casually remarked that those blankets are all infected with bed-bugs. FML
Today, after three visits from exterminators and another from a steam cleaner, I still have bedbugs. FML
Today, after being moved to three different employer-provided apartments because they all had mold and electrical problems, I requested a bigger bed. The bed they delivered had bedbugs. FML
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dukain94 0
Pics or it didn't happen.
thinmint 0
"pics or it didn't happen?" oh yeah baby let me see you covered in fleas you sexy mutt!
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Comments (72)
lovelymess 0
ewwww
MetallicaRules19 4
were a pad or something when you sleep, and sorry for thread jacking
dukain94 0
Pics or it didn't happen.
BeeSkwaird 0
I knew someone was gonna say it.
CitizenSnipz 0
and it wasn't me... damn
Niveau27 0
Should've checked it before sleeping in it. ydi!
Mustardnight 3
Agreed, that person is unreasonable and an idiot.
ilovefatcats 12
#3 why the hell would he check HIV bed for fleas?
ilovefatcats 12
*his not HIV
MetallicaRules19 4
op is a she dumbarse
subiedude08 17
Was that english #63
shadowkiss13 0
ummm eww that wold suck id probably faint no wait first id scream then id faint cause i cannot stand bugs
thinmint 0
"pics or it didn't happen?" oh yeah baby let me see you covered in fleas you sexy mutt!
sillyzombiekid 0
lmfao
Fred_Fred_Burger 0
hahah epic win bitches(:
GR3453m0nk3y 4
well id be happy i wasnt wearing clothes cuz then itd prolly be pretty hard to get them out of the clothes those things stick like nobodies business
boatkicker 5
Fleas generally dont stay in clothes. If you've got fleas in your clothes you've got a problem, but just run them through the wash and you'll be fine.
Cheerbaby016 0
haha anddd you didn't notice thiis before?? hahaha smoothh
Cheerbaby016 0
haha and you would know how?? haha :)
IMHAVINFUN 0
interesting, how did you find out?
pwincessa23 1
because he was bitten genious! ohh sorry ur a blonde... how about: the little bugs on his bed were hunwy so they drank his blood. he was left with boo boos all over his body.
FDaddyPrime 0
lmao boo boos you went mad hard
xStiina 0
Op I a girl idiot.
theeBeezWaXx 0
wow that sucks lols. i jst. got bit by a flea lastnight as well. my right leg looks like a crunch bar :/ , fol.!