Today, I woke up to find some really weird stuff in my bed. We just got back from vacation in Florida, and my husband burned really bad. I woke up to his peeled off skin all over my face. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I went to the beach. I though he was being really sweet by putting sunscreen on my back as I layed on my stomach. I got home later, and felt that my back was sore. Then I saw the giant penis on my back that been burnt in. FML
Today, it was boiling hot so my boyfriend and I decided to sunbathe in the garden and ended up falling asleep for a few hours. Not only is my back so burnt that I can't lie down, I also have a white hand print on my upper back where my boyfriend had left his arm while we slept. FML
Today, I woke up suddenly with giant bugs biting my legs. I screamed, ripped the blanket off the bed and bolted to the bathroom to recover. Turns out it was all a dream, and the person who needed to recover most was my shell-shocked boyfriend who had been sleeping soundly beside me. Sorry, babe. FML
Today, I was woken up at 2 in the morning by my wife frantically saying something about her having scabies, and that I had to take her to the ER. It turned out to be eczema. FML
Today, I woke up with a rash all across my body. Last night, my boyfriend and I got it on in some bushes, and it seems one of those was poison ivy. FML
Today, I woke up with a carpet burn. From sleeping. Alone. In my bed. FML
Today, I went to the store and bought some cream to help with a sunburn I'd gotten a few days ago. What's worse than having red, peeling, and painful skin? An allergic reaction on top of it. FML
Today, I got a second degree sunburn everywhere above my waist, for which I've been using a medicated lotion. My roommate "pranked" me by switching the lotion with a similarly colored, very caustic acne wash. My chest feels like it's roasting in hell and is oozing pus and oil now. FML
Today, my wife left her curling iron on the bed, which was dangerous enough, but I also accidentally sat on it after my shower. Now I have a burn on the bottom of my balls, which has turned into a painful blister. FML
Today, I got up early to make a surprise breakfast in bed for my partner. As I was carrying the tray into the bedroom, I tripped and spilled the hot coffee all over them. We ended up in the emergency room so they could take a look at the burns I caused. FML
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tygerarmy 35
When you are married, you really learn how to get under your spouses skin.
LostInTheZone11 29
You may want to take him to a doctor and get some prescription cream or something if it's that bad.
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Comments (35)
zainman13 26
I hope your husband is Ok. Hope you are OK. Fyl indeed
LostInTheZone11 29
You may want to take him to a doctor and get some prescription cream or something if it's that bad.
Zehir_fml 10
my parents' rule is if the sunburn starts peeling, cover it with sunburn ointment and linen and avoid going outside until the burn is healed.
ohSNAPyall 27
Yes, but have you ever molted, 10?
mahughes 19
don't know what to say to that
Arkham_Callabero 15
And yet you still comment
niftyismybitch 21
Now you know how Mrs. snake feels..
ExtremeEncounter 32
Hey, I bet some people get off to that.
admeid 10
Florida man strikes agai.......oh **** I don't get to say that huh. Shit I was saving that one.
Mathalamus 25
That is disgusting...
chosha_fml 27
No idea why you're getting downvoted. It would be totally gross.
Draveren 11
I think I saw the same thing in an episode of Visitors. ...Watch out.
tygerarmy 35
When you are married, you really learn how to get under your spouses skin.
seichan 7
Being burned that bad can't be good in the long run. I hope he tries his best not to get burned like that again. My friend got skin cancer because of getting a bad sunburn more than once. I'm not trying to scare anyone, I'm just saying don't just dismiss it. Take care of yourselves, everyone! :)