Today, I was at a sleepover for a friend's birthday. It was great, but after sleeping on their pull out couch, I woke up with six pimples on my face and a rash on my back. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up with a rash all across my body. Last night, my boyfriend and I got it on in some bushes, and it seems one of those was poison ivy. FML
Today, I woke up after a night of partying and went to the bathroom. That’s when I realized that after passing out with my shoes on last night, my friends decided use a black sharpie and play “connect the dots” with my acne. FML
Today, I thought my face was breaking out with pimples, and I thought it was weird because I never break out. And I noticed all these "bug bites" all over my body. When I got home, I realized those weren't bug bites. I have chicken pox, and my high school graduation is tomorrow. FML
Today, I had a sleepover with two of my friends. We only had one bed, and it ended up with me against the wall. I then remembered that I'm very claustrophobic, and can't sleep. It's 4 a.m. FML
Today, I woke up in my friend's living room after our sleepover. I heard her hot older brother and his friends in the kitchen. Feeling confident, I exposed my midriff a little bit just to give them a peek. They groaned and threw a blanket over me. FML
Today, I walked into the dining room to find my mom popping pimples on my dad's back. FML
Today, my friends were being rude to me, so I decided to be nice to a boy that didn't have many friends. While I was talking to him he popped a pimple on his face and tasted it. FML
Today, I decided to clean my face of unwanted visitors, and spent my shower popping the pimples on my cheeks. Twenty minutes later, I remembered that I was showering ahead of a date with my girlfriend. My cheeks now look like the crater-filled surface of Mars. FML
Today, I had my back waxed to deal with the uncontrollable hair growth. Afterwards, I broke out in numerous pimples where the hair used to be. Basically, a lose-lose situation. FML
Today, I woke up after a two-day drive to go to my cousin's wedding. The view is beautiful, there's mountains everywhere, and my new backless dress is gorgeous. Too bad the hotel has bed bugs and my whole body is entirely covered in bright red bumps. FML
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purduepitney 10
Bedbugs.
BorderCount 5
Sounds like puberty hit you hard.
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Comments (12)
RichardPencil 32
At least you didn't end up like Elaine after she slept on the Seinfelds pull-out couch!
purduepitney 10
Bedbugs.
jriley4u 17
That was my first thought too.
BoulderDashTank19141 6
Lice and or chiggers
BorderCount 5
Sounds like puberty hit you hard.
WistayShlaio82 13
Oh no, they need to clean that couch.
Chloe555_fml 27
Yikes! Bed bugs!
Yolanda Patrice Evans 17
Everyone saying bed bugs... it can’t be. They didn’t mention any intense pain or itching and anyone who’s fate was unfortunate enough to let them become a victim of them knows the misery that comes with their company.😢😫 I’m sure that couch was just filthy. I’d do a deep cleanse mask with a touch tea tree oil and follow up with a nice toner/moisturizer, then you should be good
jessgio1979 5
bed bugs have something to block the itch for a while. so it may not seem like bedbug bites but it can be
jriley4u 17
Some people are more sensitive to the bites than others.
alycion 39
It could be a ton of things, but I would still take bed bug precautions with anything I had there so I don’t spread them to my place. And then if probably go to a doctor to be sure.
lateralligator 12
bedbugs my dude