Today, I went to a big job interview. As I walked in, I tripped and fell flat on my face. Other highlights include my voice cracking multiple times, sweating profusely and getting uncontrollable nervous giggling. The interviewer eventually stared at me in disbelief and asked if I was high. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to a very important job interview. I was so nervous that I passed out right in front of the interviewer's desk. FML
Today, I got so nervous that I actually peed my pants during a job interview. FML
Today, I finally had an interview for my dream job. It was all going great until I started chuckling uncontrollably, snorted like a pig and hit the guy with the world's largest snot rocket. All I could do was slip out the door as he sat paralysed with shock. FML
Today, I shat myself during a job interview. FML
Today, I walked into a door on my way in to an interview, in front of the interviewer and a group of people waiting to be interviewed. FML
Today, I had my first interview in over a year. I panicked and passed out. FML
Today, I went to my first job interview in months. Just minutes in, a sudden huge, uncontrollable sneeze overcame me. A wad of snot flew out onto my shirt, which I didn't even notice until the visibly disgusted interviewer pointed it out. FML
Today, just before a job interview, I coughed so violently that I lost my voice. FML
Today, I had a job interview. I stopped to take a pee in the lobby before I went in. I relaxed a bit too much at the urinal and accidentally farted. I chuckled about it like a 5 year-old for a few seconds. The guy who had been next to me at the urinal was the interviewer. FML
Today, I went to a job interview and, feeling nervous, accidentally knocked over the interviewer's Mountain Dew. Trying to recover, I blurted out, "Don't worry, I'm used to cleaning up messes." The awkward silence that followed made it clear I wouldn't be cleaning up anything in their office. FML
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Top comments
Peacelove0404 26
Well, were you?
Enslaved 38
YEP! Now I'm still unemployed and I know why (Why man?) Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high
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Peacelove0404 26
Well, were you?
DrHothead 15
Those exact three words came to my mind to comment!!!
Enslaved 38
YEP! Now I'm still unemployed and I know why (Why man?) Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high
siggy_mcsigx 22
really sad you're getting downvoted, Enslaved, that song is the bomb
jake238 9
He should have gotten high. Would have relieved the stress
Diarrhea_Volcano 29
Maybe if thou was high then thou would have got said job.
123765 18
I don't think he was
chazzywazzy654 22
As OPs name suggests; not on life, that's for sure.
Insertnamesz 3
I'm assuming #17 hasn't listened to the remake Hehe
NellieeNell 18
Is it bad that I found this post hilarious? I still feel sorry for you OP. I've definitely had my fair share of embarrassing interviews.
brivielle 15
50shades of grey. Now if only the interviewer gets turned on my fidgety members of the opposite sex....
XxNekoLovexX 26
The case of the nerves can really affect your day. I'm sorry about that OP. I really hope the interviewer understood why that was happening D:
BigLatchZatch 14
If they did, that says something great about the interviewer, but unfortunately it's unlikely. Sorry OP.
garrett_8614 14
Still probably won't get the job
Leodak 16
But did you get the job?
ChristianH39 30
I'm gonna take a wild guess and say no. If OP managed to all but have an anxiety attack and still got the job I don't think it'd be an fml.
HersheySquirts 17
Yep and a promotion. Now the company comedian.
jad0016 12
Yep he is saying FML because even though he was nervous he over came the odds and now has a job.
MissHeartSihk 26
That sucks. Are you normally that anxious in those types of situations? They make great medications for anxiety.
Adeptus_Astartes 22
I can't upload a profile picture, I go through the process of doing it, but nothing happens. Couldn't find solution on the web. Anyone else having this problem?
MissHeartSihk 26
agree to disagree.
Axipiter 24
42, have you tried turning it off and back on again?
Hiimhaileypotter 53
#45 What are you agreeing to disagree about...?
Adeptus_Astartes 22
Hmm, I see. I ask the community a question and get downvoted to the depths of hell and get a sarcastic reply.... lesson learned.
MissHeartSihk 26
I'm not sure to be honest. I think I meant to post that on another thread.
devildog562 33
Always laugh it off and explain that you are nervous. Or you know, don't get so high before interviews.
buttersmom 14
These things can be worked through. Practice interview questions on your own or with friends. Schedule interviews for jobs you have no intention of getting. Get comfortable with yourself and realize that if it all goes wrong, you aren't in any different of a place than you were before the interview. Life goes on. Good luck in the job hunt!
laaryssa 21
Sorry OP, I hope they understand
vb68_fml 28
Were you?
HappyItalian 38
Where's the body OP?
kinky44 28
Littering and, littering and, littering and. . .
lulinator 40
Smokin' the reefer.
jayeterror775 18
Sorry #46 I guess nobody got your reference. That movie was so ******* funny.
lulinator 40
Total classic. They're making a second one supposedly. :)