Austin
Rancho Cordova, United States
Today, I fell down the stairs of my apartment building because I thought my cat was a ghost. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
typical
Cheshire, United States
Today, I fell down the stairs. My mom came running from the other room because she thought it was the dog. She rolled her eyes and walked away when she saw it was me. FML
dontbadouche
Senegal
Who goes there?
Today, I heard the sound of footsteps in the basement. Thinking it was burglars I grabbed a baseball bat and hurried down the stairs. I then tripped on the stairs, fell down them and smacked my head on the bat. The sound of footsteps I heard? It was my cat playing in some cardboard boxes. FML
Anonymous
Fontana, United States
Slapstick
Today, I feel like I’m living in some horrible campy horror comedy. I was walking to the kitchen when my cat ran under my feet, causing me to trip and fall backward through my glass table. FML
catattack78
United States
Today, I was walking down my very steep basement stairs when I fell and rolled all the way down but luckily I didn't hurt anything. While walking back up around the very last stair, my cat jumped out on me, causing me to roll all the way back down. FML
Anonymous
Norristown, United States
Today, I have a stomach bug. I went to go downstairs, and my cat decided to dart between my legs, causing me to trip and fall down the stairs in a pinwheel of vomit. FML
crazycat
Canada
Today, in the early hours of the morning, my cat started scratching at my legs. I got out of bed and he raced me to the stairs, tripping me. I fell all the way down and landed in cat poop. FML
Anonymous
United States
'Cause you had a bad day, you're taking one down…
Today, I tripped on my coffee table and fell face first into my cat's litter box. To make it even worse, my cat was in there doing his business and, pun not intended, I scared the shit out of him. He ran away terrified, then I tripped over HIM while I was going to take a shower. Today is not my day. FML
Anonymous
Monsey, United States
Goddamn cat!
Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom and I noticed the balcony door was open. As I went to go close it, I swear I saw my cat wondering outside and I panicked. Long story short, I locked myself out searching for the cat and the next thing I knew, he was meowing at me from the balcony a few feet above me. FML
Mark
Sparks, United States
Stuck in the middle
Today, while I was vacuuming, my cat got scared and tripped me. I landed on the vacuum handle between my legs. Not walking too well right now. FML
no
New York, United States
Today, my cat jumped out a fourth-story window when I went to pet her. FML
Top comments
Enslaved 38
Be afraid of the living, not the dead~ still applies here.
cheyluvsturtles 30
is the cat at least white or grayish?
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Comments (31)
dontknow1 19
How can you confuse a cat with a ghost ? we need more info here. Anyway I hope you're ok.
superlloyd 15
ydi. ghosts are not real.
chuka81 27
You should meet me and my colleagues the Winchesters, I guarantee you'd change your opinion.
doodlebug13 15
Yes they are
tygerarmy 35
If you can prove that ghosts are real claim your Noble Prize, you either proved a spectral form of life, or proved an afterlife. There's no scientific evidence of ghosts, they are not real.
Beeboopbeep 9
No one has proof for ghosts existing, no one has proof for ghosts not existing. Either one is possible. Don't argue about it if you have no facts.
Dave_Davington 34
You're all forgetting about burden of proof. Specifically, burden of proof is on the positive claim, not the negative. Ergo, ghosts are not real until proven otherwise, not the other way around.
1mo2mo 12
Aka "theory" ... Ghosts are theories!
Enslaved 38
Be afraid of the living, not the dead~ still applies here.
KuronoEru 26
I hope your limbs are fine after that terrible catastrophe.
cheyluvsturtles 30
is the cat at least white or grayish?
Elgrin 15
Cat: 1 Human: -2
trucker2 33
The cat has 9 lives my friend, not you be more careful
Lct1196 31
Don't worry, we all understand. Afterall, "meow" and "boo" sound awfully alike.
takeittoem 8
Sounds like you're going to be the ghost if you keep that sort of thing up - stay safe, OP!
Muskrat777 13
So childish, everyone knows cats dont exist.