Today, I went to the laundromat. I put a load in the dryer and walked away to check on my other load. When I came back, I saw a homeless man putting his dirty, wet underwear in the dryer with my clean clothes. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at the laundromat. I loaded a huge load into the top dryer, put all the quarters in, and started the bottom one. I realized my mistake when I came to check on it. FML
Today, I went to pick up my laundry from the communal machines in my apartment building. When I got there, all my clothes were neatly folded on top of the dryer. I was impressed, until I realized half of the pile wasn’t mine. I'd been carrying someone else’s underwear up to my apartment. FML
Today, I was washing some clothes in the laundry room at my apartment complex. I went back an hour later, passed my neighbor on the way in, and moved my clothes to the dryer. I just brought them back from the dryer, and all my underwear are missing. FML
Today, I went to the laundromat for the first time. I fit all of my clothes into two washers. Not knowing where to put the soap in, I asked a man doing his laundry, "Excuse me, where do I put the soap in?". He replied, "Ma'am, those are the dryers." FML
Today, I finally got around to doing laundry. The washing machines in my condominium building take about an hour to do a load. When I returned to throw my clothes in a dryer, I realized they were never washed in the first place. I used my card and detergent to pay for another person's laundry. FML
Today, I did laundry at a laundromat for the first time. I then folded everything on the table, until an old man tapped my shoulder and said, “Uh, those are my socks.” I'd neatly folded his entire load of laundry. He took it back without a word. FML
Today, I saw a hot guy at the laundromat. Wanting an excuse to talk to him, I tossed a pair of my red underwear into his washer. What I didn't realize was that he was washing his whites. Thanks to me, he now has an entire load of pink shirts and boxers. FML
Today, I went to do the laundry at my hotel. I had just enough money for my two loads. After getting frustrated with the washer taking two of my quarters and giving no credit, I took the clothes out. The washer then locked the door shut and started without my clothes. FML
Today, while at the laundry mat, an old man kept putting extra quarters in my dryer. I didn't realize until a while later what he'd done, just so he could keep watching me bend over to see how much time was left. FML
Today, I went to the dry-cleaner's and went to get my bag of laundry from my trunk, but I ended up dropping the bag. My dirty underwear blew around the parking lot. I had to chase it all down as a bunch of people looked on. FML
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Top comments
kathyFTW 0
wet = piss?
thequeenofscots 0
Meh. Take them out and donate a dollar to getting him his own dryer.
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Comments (127)
genius_girl16 0
Thats totally ur fault! YDI you should have made sure that man always has clean underwear! ITs your responsablity to take care of the homeless! And #29 You should cut all of ur hair off!
briana83 0
It would creep me out if ANY stranger put their clothes in with mine--homeless or not. I don't trust the cleanliness of anyone but myself.
24788 7
You really need to keep your eye on it next time. Not everyone has standards.
mxf06 0
oh no! sorry to hear that
jSOPURE 3
At least you have the money to rewash your clothes. :)
unkinged44 0
yell FALCON PUNCH and hit him
DinoJr99 0
lmaooooo at 58... fyl that is pretty nasty could have just given him a buck and wash ur clothes again
thequeenofscots 0
You know, it's all so easy for you to say how disgusting homeless people are while you're sitting in a house with a computer. Try having to survive on the streets without all your comforts and let's see who is mocking the homeless then. Let's try to have a little bit of decency and humility, eh?
Glam_fml 0
I personally am very empathetic towards the homeless.. But either way, you shouldn't put your dirty clothes in with someone else's laundry. I'm sure she would have rather given him money to get his own machine. Like someone else stated, I would be grossed out if any stranger put their dirty clothes in with mine, regardless if they were homeless or not.
cutiecutie18 0
wow bitch seriously? grow up its not the end of the world! have a heart i bet you had enough money to ******* wash your clothes again this guy needed it probably more than your ass! jesus bitch!
awaywiththefairi_fml_fml 8
how about we take a deep breath and maybe not be such a dramatic bitch???
notsocreativeliz 0
.....how cliché