Today, I went to the laundromat. I put a load in the dryer and walked away to check on my other load. When I came back, I saw a homeless man putting his dirty, wet underwear in the dryer with my clean clothes. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at the laundromat. I loaded a huge load into the top dryer, put all the quarters in, and started the bottom one. I realized my mistake when I came to check on it. FML
Today, I went to pick up my laundry from the communal machines in my apartment building. When I got there, all my clothes were neatly folded on top of the dryer. I was impressed, until I realized half of the pile wasn’t mine. I'd been carrying someone else’s underwear up to my apartment. FML
Today, I was washing some clothes in the laundry room at my apartment complex. I went back an hour later, passed my neighbor on the way in, and moved my clothes to the dryer. I just brought them back from the dryer, and all my underwear are missing. FML
Today, I went to the laundromat for the first time. I fit all of my clothes into two washers. Not knowing where to put the soap in, I asked a man doing his laundry, "Excuse me, where do I put the soap in?". He replied, "Ma'am, those are the dryers." FML
Today, I finally got around to doing laundry. The washing machines in my condominium building take about an hour to do a load. When I returned to throw my clothes in a dryer, I realized they were never washed in the first place. I used my card and detergent to pay for another person's laundry. FML
Today, I did laundry at a laundromat for the first time. I then folded everything on the table, until an old man tapped my shoulder and said, “Uh, those are my socks.” I'd neatly folded his entire load of laundry. He took it back without a word. FML
Today, I saw a hot guy at the laundromat. Wanting an excuse to talk to him, I tossed a pair of my red underwear into his washer. What I didn't realize was that he was washing his whites. Thanks to me, he now has an entire load of pink shirts and boxers. FML
Today, I went to do the laundry at my hotel. I had just enough money for my two loads. After getting frustrated with the washer taking two of my quarters and giving no credit, I took the clothes out. The washer then locked the door shut and started without my clothes. FML
Today, while at the laundry mat, an old man kept putting extra quarters in my dryer. I didn't realize until a while later what he'd done, just so he could keep watching me bend over to see how much time was left. FML
Today, I went to the dry-cleaner's and went to get my bag of laundry from my trunk, but I ended up dropping the bag. My dirty underwear blew around the parking lot. I had to chase it all down as a bunch of people looked on. FML
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kathyFTW 0
wet = piss?
thequeenofscots 0
Meh. Take them out and donate a dollar to getting him his own dryer.
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Comments (127)
rachelbrianna25 0
LOL!! THAT'S THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE HEARD THIS MORNING!!! THAT'S AWESOME!!! the homeless wants dry undies too. LOL!!!
lologirl419 0
Wow, how do you know they were dirty? Why would he be putting them in the dryer if they hadn't been through the washer first? DUH. And how do you even know he was homeless? You must have some sort of superpower to be able to look at a complete stranger and tell, thanks to their appearance, whether they own a house or not. And even if he was homeless, why is that gross? As I said earlier, the underwear were probably clean if he was putting them in the dryer. I am sick of people assuming that homeless people are gross and dirty! So what if they are not so clean? It's not their fault they don't have houses! Would you like it if you suddenly became homeless for some reason, and you wanted to go to the laundromat, and people gave you funny looks the whole time? God, not having a house doesn't take away the fact that they are still a human being!! Sorry for my little tangent. I am very much a Christian and human rights activist. =)
Giselle468 0
I HATE THE HOMELESS!!!
calicokitea 0
Instead of bitching about it, maybe you could offer to help clean his clothes. He's not the problem, you are--you like many other people in this world don't care to help others, only yourself. I won't say that homeless people don't have a choice, because they do. But realize we're human, we make mistakes, and sometimes those mistakes cost us quite a lot. It's harder to climb out of the hole than get into it. Sometimes it just takes encouragement and help to get out, and you certainly aren't helping him any by criticizing him.
beep_guacamole 0
did i ever criticize him? don't start judging other people. i did help clean his clothes so shut the **** up and don't say i'm the problem.
the_effed_life 0
Public washers, man..
violinista_pro 0
This sent me into a bought of hysterical laughter. Sorry about your clothes but at least you did something nice for the homeless guy. Hope you re-washed them!
tobyraza 0
How would you KNOW he's homeless? Heh heh.
ydiwahaha 0
maybe you looked like a homeless too so he thought it would be okay to wash the clothes together lol FYL
Ohmie 5
wow haha
kookey13 2
be nice to homeless people. kthanks(;