Today, I went to the laundromat. I put a load in the dryer and walked away to check on my other load. When I came back, I saw a homeless man putting his dirty, wet underwear in the dryer with my clean clothes. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at the laundromat. I loaded a huge load into the top dryer, put all the quarters in, and started the bottom one. I realized my mistake when I came to check on it. FML
Today, I went to pick up my laundry from the communal machines in my apartment building. When I got there, all my clothes were neatly folded on top of the dryer. I was impressed, until I realized half of the pile wasn’t mine. I'd been carrying someone else’s underwear up to my apartment. FML
Today, I was washing some clothes in the laundry room at my apartment complex. I went back an hour later, passed my neighbor on the way in, and moved my clothes to the dryer. I just brought them back from the dryer, and all my underwear are missing. FML
Today, I went to the laundromat for the first time. I fit all of my clothes into two washers. Not knowing where to put the soap in, I asked a man doing his laundry, "Excuse me, where do I put the soap in?". He replied, "Ma'am, those are the dryers." FML
Today, I finally got around to doing laundry. The washing machines in my condominium building take about an hour to do a load. When I returned to throw my clothes in a dryer, I realized they were never washed in the first place. I used my card and detergent to pay for another person's laundry. FML
Today, I did laundry at a laundromat for the first time. I then folded everything on the table, until an old man tapped my shoulder and said, “Uh, those are my socks.” I'd neatly folded his entire load of laundry. He took it back without a word. FML
Today, I saw a hot guy at the laundromat. Wanting an excuse to talk to him, I tossed a pair of my red underwear into his washer. What I didn't realize was that he was washing his whites. Thanks to me, he now has an entire load of pink shirts and boxers. FML
Today, I went to do the laundry at my hotel. I had just enough money for my two loads. After getting frustrated with the washer taking two of my quarters and giving no credit, I took the clothes out. The washer then locked the door shut and started without my clothes. FML
Today, while at the laundry mat, an old man kept putting extra quarters in my dryer. I didn't realize until a while later what he'd done, just so he could keep watching me bend over to see how much time was left. FML
Today, I went to the dry-cleaner's and went to get my bag of laundry from my trunk, but I ended up dropping the bag. My dirty underwear blew around the parking lot. I had to chase it all down as a bunch of people looked on. FML
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kathyFTW 0
wet = piss?
thequeenofscots 0
Meh. Take them out and donate a dollar to getting him his own dryer.
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randomness28 0
Dude cmon, the guy's already homeless. Not everyone who's homeless is an addict. Help the guy out a bit.
thumb_biter 0
Doesn't the machine automatically stop if you open it?
LibbyBee 0
That's disgusting, but maybe you should go to laundromats that have locking dryers? I hope you were nice to the guy even though he did that.
primogen18 0
I have seen too many "homeless" use their money for wrong then good (drugs, alcohol etc), get him kicked out because that's disgusting. Don't give him any special treatment because he is homeless. I don't pity the lazy. If anyone would have done that I'd say throw em out at least for a day, so throw this guy out until he can be a proper paying customer because otherwise hes doing no good there (as any loitering person). I've been to a laundry mat where I had to wash all my clothes, it's not fun and I wouldn't want to have to stay there longer to re-wash my clothes because of this, it's an inconvenience. The OP might have to be home to get sleep to go to work and make the money that paid for the dryer, he/she deserves to get in and get out in the shortest time possible. #69, what id she just didn't have the time or money for that? She shouldn't have to provide for this guy, it's not her responsibility.
primogen18 0
I have seen too many "homeless" use their money for wrong then good (drugs, alcohol etc), get him kicked out because that's disgusting. Don't give him any special treatment because he is homeless. I don't pity the lazy. If anyone would have done that I'd say throw em out at least for a day, so throw this guy out until he can be a proper paying customer because otherwise hes doing no good there (as any loitering person). I've been to a laundry mat where I had to wash all my clothes, it's not fun and I wouldn't want to have to stay there longer to re-wash my clothes because of this, it's an inconvenience. The OP might have to be home to get sleep to go to work and make the money that paid for the dryer, he/she deserves to get in and get out in the shortest time possible. #69, what id she just didn't have the time or money for that? She shouldn't have to provide for this guy, it's not her responsibility.
lemony_music_grl 0
ew ew ew ew ew ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
primogen18 0
crap I didn't mean to double post :(
Illustrator 0
You should have taken him out back (lure him out with the promise of food, homeless people are suckers for food) and then jumped him, using any nearby blunt objects (sharp ones would work too) as weapons. No one would mind, 'cause he's homeless.
alex_vik 1
And that's why I wash my clothes at my own home.
kristina3514 0
Just to clarify...the comment I posted was targeted more towards the rude douche bags posting rude ass shit. If you read how the OP responded she was totally decent about it. Which I commend her for, but after reading some of these comments people are posting I'm seriously questiong the decency of humanity. Also, not all homeless people are druggies or alcoholics! A lot of people need cost of living assistance and unfortunatley a lot of people are left without.