Today, a man sat next to me on a train carriage, despite various empty seats. During a weird conversation, I told him that I'm on my way back from London after seeing a friend from Germany there. He goes on to talk about Nazis and, with one arm in the air, asks me if he's doing the salute right. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, despite the carriage being entirely empty, a large man chose to sit right beside me on the train. After making me uncomfortable with personal questions, he asked if we could be friends and hang out, both of which I shyly declined. He then accused me of being a racist. FML
Today, on the train, I was sitting next to a homeless man. As we left the train he shook my hand and was seemingly on his way. That was until he caught me greeting my boyfriend, to which he decided to tell the romantic story of how he murdered a man for "getting too close to his woman." FML
Today, I just discovered that the guy I really like, whom I greet with a wave and a sweet "Hi!" to everyday, wasn't really greeting me back with a "Hi!" and a wave. It was a "Heil Hitler!" with a Nazi salute. FML
Today, as I caught the train home, a woman got on and sat on the only available seat next to me. We got talking and as the train approached the next station, she said that this was her stop and she had to go. She exited the train and I turn to see her enter the compartment behind me. FML
Today, I offered an elderly man my seat on the train. He thanked me by winking and offering me a seat on his lap. FML
Today, I was sitting on a train, doing homework for my programming class, when a man sat in the seat next to me. He must have been a programmer too, because he spent the next few hours staring at my screen and laughing whenever I made a mistake. FML
Today, I was sitting in a train when the old lady sitting next to me started staring at me. I asked her if she was OK, and she exclaimed, "Willy! It's you! Where have you been all this time?" The entire train trip went like this. FML
Today, I went on a busy train. I packed myself in close to a very good looking woman and, too scared to say anything, looked out the window. After feeling a hand on my ass, I assumed it was her. To not ruin the moment, I didn't look back. After a few stops, I looked back. It was an old man. FML
Today, I was at the airport walking around, killing time. There was a man about twenty years older than me who kept on eyeballing me, and it really wasn't flattering. I get on the plane and guess who I get to sit next to. FML
Today, I was riding the train home, and I sat in the row in front of a homeless woman. I noticed an old man staring at me. I got off the train after a long 6 stops, and the old man who had been staring at me walks up to me and say,s "The lady behind you was flicking lice onto you the whole time." FML
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wheresmymary 22
Well, was he?
breakingbenlove 11
That's just weird. You should have gotten up and moved to another seat.
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breakingbenlove 11
That's just weird. You should have gotten up and moved to another seat.
Shawn2095 18
*insert did nazi see that pun here*
wheresmymary 22
Well, was he?
jcash52426 5
Well was he doing it right? But that is really stupid of him to do in public if it was 1 on 1 in private then I guess it would be ok but i would still be a little weirded out
CammyGal 26
"It's okay to be a Nazi in private"? what the ****??
awildwhisper 30
Everything is fine in private :p Like just last week I murdered a body in a forest and nobody saw, does that really count as murder??? I sure hope not or I'd better start running O.O
Colon_Man 17
#12. I think that falls under the 'Observer Effect'. It didn't happen unless someone saw you and it altered the outcome.
metalcrazed 21
How do you murder a body?
Lizza330 28
I feel like he's never been to Germany.
Soninuva 41
You mean you're not aware that anybody with even a remote connection to Germany must obviously be a member of the Nazi party?
Colon_Man 17
"Don't be stupid. Be a smarty! Come and join the Nazi party!"
nightstalker94 18
That's ridiculous.
Bassam24 21
Okay then...
awildwhisper 30
Slap him on the head while raising your hand to salute and tell him he should have had a V8.
buckdharma 38
Explain that a new wrinkles been added. He must swiftly bring his palm to his forehead. Then answer, no, not like that. Try again!