Today, while at the laundry mat, an old man kept putting extra quarters in my dryer. I didn't realize until a while later what he'd done, just so he could keep watching me bend over to see how much time was left. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at the laundromat. I loaded a huge load into the top dryer, put all the quarters in, and started the bottom one. I realized my mistake when I came to check on it. FML
Today, I went to the laundromat. I put a load in the dryer and walked away to check on my other load. When I came back, I saw a homeless man putting his dirty, wet underwear in the dryer with my clean clothes. FML
Today, I did laundry at a laundromat for the first time. I then folded everything on the table, until an old man tapped my shoulder and said, “Uh, those are my socks.” I'd neatly folded his entire load of laundry. He took it back without a word. FML
Today, I was in the changing room at the local YMCA. I went to use the hair dryer but couldn't because a naked old man was bent over, butt cheeks spread wide with his hands, and ass aimed at the dryer. He seemed to be enjoying it. FML
Today, I went to do the laundry at my hotel. I had just enough money for my two loads. After getting frustrated with the washer taking two of my quarters and giving no credit, I took the clothes out. The washer then locked the door shut and started without my clothes. FML
Today, I saw a hot guy at the laundromat. Wanting an excuse to talk to him, I tossed a pair of my red underwear into his washer. What I didn't realize was that he was washing his whites. Thanks to me, he now has an entire load of pink shirts and boxers. FML
Today, I spent over $20 at the laundromat doing two weeks of laundry, just to avoid using the facilities in my apartment complex and having to deal with my creepy landlord trying to steal my underwear again. FML
Today, after scouring my apartment for quarters to do laundry, I found the correct amount of change. The change got jammed in the washing machine. I now have no more quarters, and my clothes are caked with soap from washing them in the sink. FML
Today, I finally got around to doing laundry. The washing machines in my condominium building take about an hour to do a load. When I returned to throw my clothes in a dryer, I realized they were never washed in the first place. I used my card and detergent to pay for another person's laundry. FML
Today, I went to the laundromat for the first time. I fit all of my clothes into two washers. Not knowing where to put the soap in, I asked a man doing his laundry, "Excuse me, where do I put the soap in?". He replied, "Ma'am, those are the dryers." FML
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skittihorse 8
Smart old man.
chong420 0
You must have a nice ass
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Comments (176)
Keegomaniac 1
Perhaps he likes you.
THEKAISER 4
Perhaps...
rexgar2000 10
good strategy, I like his way of thinking. jk!
urdirtyolduncle 15
Well, I know what I'm doing next Sunday.
FurryPride 9
I think this is a win!
sr101998 0
Red rover red rover bend the **** over!
cryssycakesx3 23
YDI for calling it a "laundry mat"
skittihorse 8
Smart old man.
BehindU 5
He's got a book on the art of getting some
Autoshot 9
Or atleast the art of prolonging a good visual.
SirObvious 1
They have figured us out! Time to go to plan B.
IAM_CANADIAN 5
What a sly old bastard, I hope I'm like him in my old age
FrankHotpants 31
The art of prolonging a good visual...good book
margie2194 12
Those are the best kind of old men...
laurbear12 3
More like creepy...
13FMYLIFE 0
Is it just me or did anyone else think of the song "take her take her to the floor, show her show her how you roll, drop it drop it drop it low, drop it low drop drop it low?" cuz u have a girl bending over (drop it low) because an old man is making her (take her to the floor) and clothes are in a dryer rolling around.. :)
GrammarNazzzzzi 6
Who the F sings that crap?
howie711 0
Epic old man. :)
BoltTheSuperdog 22
This would also make for a great hidden-camera prank (in a non-perverted way)!
tibbz87 5
Wat a creep
xiaoxaio 5
you mean what a stud
MyMilkShake2Yard 0
Have u look at a mirror recently? Eventhough his old doesn't mean he's dead... He still gets horny like any other guy, now if you was a dude, that makes it weird
YakuzaxGeneralz 9
What does looking in the mirror have to do with the rest of your comment?
death_dolphin24 0
*what
BayleeWasHere 1
-said your picture
MeeshaMeeshaPup 8
I think when 53 said to look in the mirror, they were implying that 3 looked creepy themselves.
chong420 0
You must have a nice ass
bearnblue 0
Unless the man goes for those saggy asses... *shudders*
jwade11 12
OP should of posted a pic of her ass along with her post!!!! I wanna see!!!!!
graham11 14
110- just google image something..
IAM_CANADIAN 5
It cost the old guy a quarter per look, you think she's gona show you for free ?
MLK12345 4
118- This girl named Blue Waffle has a hotter ass.
graham11 14
166- nahh red pancakes totally beat her!
maninthebox11 8
Take it as a compliment!
2ndSucks 15
Don't you mean ASS a compliment? He he, no? Okay.
xSonic 9
31- stop with the crap at the end of your comment. It's old and unoriginal. Thumb me down punks.
andrew87804 4
As u wish
LovesickLeopard 0
You would say that, wouldn't you? Cause you're too stupid to realize that women don't respond to trashy "compliments" like whistling at their asses, but to classy ones like telling them they have pretty eyes. Toolbag!
aus1095 4
Faggots
xiaoxaio 5
82- hell ya brother!
Bubblerider 3
H
Natasa1996 0
haha take that as a compliment
Falalala243 0
Very original thought there, 7.
mitchiemoto 7
Give her a break her comment and the one above are a minute apart.
ColdplaySucks 18
I wish the iPod app had an edit function.
graham11 14
90- welcome to 2011:)
TheDog6 24
When you done with your dictionary may I see it? I love how they give small paper cuts while I passionately read their insides.
jwade11 12
Wow you all's comments are more amusing than the actual FML post!!!
ngarcia333 0
LO freaking L!!! In a rush? To comment? Dude get a life
DKjazz 20
We all do that sometimes. It's only natural. Still, 25 a peep? You should raise your rates.
head2133 12
Lol atleast ur ass is nice enough for him to do it in the first place
skittihorse 8
Or he's just really horny
head2133 12
That too
lightzonlycast 2
The least you could have done was say thank you.