Today, I went to the laundromat. I put a load in the dryer and walked away to check on my other load. When I came back, I saw a homeless man putting his dirty, wet underwear in the dryer with my clean clothes. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at the laundromat. I loaded a huge load into the top dryer, put all the quarters in, and started the bottom one. I realized my mistake when I came to check on it. FML
Today, I went to pick up my laundry from the communal machines in my apartment building. When I got there, all my clothes were neatly folded on top of the dryer. I was impressed, until I realized half of the pile wasn’t mine. I'd been carrying someone else’s underwear up to my apartment. FML
Today, I was washing some clothes in the laundry room at my apartment complex. I went back an hour later, passed my neighbor on the way in, and moved my clothes to the dryer. I just brought them back from the dryer, and all my underwear are missing. FML
Today, I went to the laundromat for the first time. I fit all of my clothes into two washers. Not knowing where to put the soap in, I asked a man doing his laundry, "Excuse me, where do I put the soap in?". He replied, "Ma'am, those are the dryers." FML
Today, I finally got around to doing laundry. The washing machines in my condominium building take about an hour to do a load. When I returned to throw my clothes in a dryer, I realized they were never washed in the first place. I used my card and detergent to pay for another person's laundry. FML
Today, I did laundry at a laundromat for the first time. I then folded everything on the table, until an old man tapped my shoulder and said, “Uh, those are my socks.” I'd neatly folded his entire load of laundry. He took it back without a word. FML
Today, I saw a hot guy at the laundromat. Wanting an excuse to talk to him, I tossed a pair of my red underwear into his washer. What I didn't realize was that he was washing his whites. Thanks to me, he now has an entire load of pink shirts and boxers. FML
Today, I went to do the laundry at my hotel. I had just enough money for my two loads. After getting frustrated with the washer taking two of my quarters and giving no credit, I took the clothes out. The washer then locked the door shut and started without my clothes. FML
Today, while at the laundry mat, an old man kept putting extra quarters in my dryer. I didn't realize until a while later what he'd done, just so he could keep watching me bend over to see how much time was left. FML
Today, I went to the dry-cleaner's and went to get my bag of laundry from my trunk, but I ended up dropping the bag. My dirty underwear blew around the parking lot. I had to chase it all down as a bunch of people looked on. FML
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kathyFTW 0
wet = piss?
thequeenofscots 0
Meh. Take them out and donate a dollar to getting him his own dryer.
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Comments (127)
ccristinaa 0
ew.
Lounia_fml 8
Lmfao #20. Sucks for the OP though, and lmfao #12 you're awesome xD!!
Boudica 0
Aww, that's really sad. :(
everyonehatesyou 0
You people are so awful. The poor guy doesn't have a house and you're complaining you're going to have to re-wash your clothes for a couple of dollars? To the people that are saying burn your clothes, why? Do you really think that just because he's homeless all his clothes contain some awful, skin melting disease that can't be washed out? Re-wash your clothes and give him $5 so he can wash his clothes for the first time in what's probably months.
awaywiththefairi_fml_fml 8
yeah cause we're suppose to work our asses off to earn money to wash homeless people's clothes? seriously like - get a life - I'd shove him in the dryer and leave him in it! maybe even turn it on!
brighteyes87 1
#121- you sound like a real jerk. A lot of homeless people cannot help their situation. The right thing to do would be to help him wash his clothes and offer to buy him food.
nwc020 0
#15=bad person you need to be nice to those less fortunate then you
xstaticdelta 6
@#25 actually homeless people can carry skin contact diseases
everyonehatesyou 0
@#27 So can people that have homes? If you touch a homeless person, I guarantee you're not going to die.
beep_guacamole 0
i actually rewashed my clothes but i didnt stop him from doing it.. i just waited till the load was done..
xstaticdelta 6
@#28 One drugged homeless almost killed me so id say the chances are pretty high
everyonehatesyou 0
@#30 Because you touched him? Really? Or because he was on drugs, like half the rest of the population?