Today, I went to the laundromat. I put a load in the dryer and walked away to check on my other load. When I came back, I saw a homeless man putting his dirty, wet underwear in the dryer with my clean clothes. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at the laundromat. I loaded a huge load into the top dryer, put all the quarters in, and started the bottom one. I realized my mistake when I came to check on it. FML
Today, I went to pick up my laundry from the communal machines in my apartment building. When I got there, all my clothes were neatly folded on top of the dryer. I was impressed, until I realized half of the pile wasn’t mine. I'd been carrying someone else’s underwear up to my apartment. FML
Today, I was washing some clothes in the laundry room at my apartment complex. I went back an hour later, passed my neighbor on the way in, and moved my clothes to the dryer. I just brought them back from the dryer, and all my underwear are missing. FML
Today, I went to the laundromat for the first time. I fit all of my clothes into two washers. Not knowing where to put the soap in, I asked a man doing his laundry, "Excuse me, where do I put the soap in?". He replied, "Ma'am, those are the dryers." FML
Today, I finally got around to doing laundry. The washing machines in my condominium building take about an hour to do a load. When I returned to throw my clothes in a dryer, I realized they were never washed in the first place. I used my card and detergent to pay for another person's laundry. FML
Today, I did laundry at a laundromat for the first time. I then folded everything on the table, until an old man tapped my shoulder and said, “Uh, those are my socks.” I'd neatly folded his entire load of laundry. He took it back without a word. FML
Today, I saw a hot guy at the laundromat. Wanting an excuse to talk to him, I tossed a pair of my red underwear into his washer. What I didn't realize was that he was washing his whites. Thanks to me, he now has an entire load of pink shirts and boxers. FML
Today, I went to do the laundry at my hotel. I had just enough money for my two loads. After getting frustrated with the washer taking two of my quarters and giving no credit, I took the clothes out. The washer then locked the door shut and started without my clothes. FML
Today, while at the laundry mat, an old man kept putting extra quarters in my dryer. I didn't realize until a while later what he'd done, just so he could keep watching me bend over to see how much time was left. FML
Today, I went to the dry-cleaner's and went to get my bag of laundry from my trunk, but I ended up dropping the bag. My dirty underwear blew around the parking lot. I had to chase it all down as a bunch of people looked on. FML
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kathyFTW 0
wet = piss?
thequeenofscots 0
Meh. Take them out and donate a dollar to getting him his own dryer.
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Comments (127)
unklesammywantsu 0
I hope you beat him with a sandwich. And then ate it in front of him.
Indiana_fml 4
#73 ROFL But I agree with #72, I'm used to them having locks. I thought it was the legal standard due to safety reasons.
R3TH0R 0
ok those saying YDI, he's homeless, are ******* retarded. those saying pay for him to clean his close, hell yeah thats actually having a sense of being human. and really why would you not use a washer and dryer next to each other so you can keep an eye on them both? FYL for having to rewash your clothes but YDI for not keeping an eye on the machines you use
scottyz1 0
Drop a dukey in a brown paper bag and give it to him, he'll think it's Christmas.
FerdinandtheBull 0
68: Honestly? That's one of the dumbest things I've ever read. NO ONE chooses to be homeless, not able to change clothes, not have the money to eat, and risk death by exposure or mugging. Yeah, it was rude of him, and yeah, I'd have been pissed, but I'd have kept things in perspective. Just like wet socks are a serious health issue in Vietnam, wet underwear is a serious health issue on the street, especially if it's cold where OP is.
_bj_ 0
I have a policy of kicking homeless people in the face
cardboardtastes 0
Eurgh. I feel sorry for the homeless guy,but people are over-thinking this. I mean, the OP doesn't have enough for a washer/drier ect so having to re-wash her clothes and then paying for this homeless guys would be pretty annoying. I understand he's homeless but it doesn't give him a right to do that..
fretforyerlatte 0
seems like the vast majority of homeless are junkies or crazy. people who just fall on hard times don't generally have to wind up homeless, they could just go on public assistance. plenty of people never work a day in their lives and live rent free, and eat better than my family does with their access cards.
Rabyd 0
Ick. Not really a FYL, though, you can always just clean them again.
beep_guacamole 0
Ok I'm the person that wrote this FML. #61: You dont have any right to say what you did to me. I did rewash my clothes but i waited for the load to be done. i answered that in a comment before. maybe you should try reading some of the comments before you judge people. And people comment on their own FML's to answer questions for bitches like you. (and btw, you sure as hell arent "cutiecutie"...)