Today, I went to the laundromat. I put a load in the dryer and walked away to check on my other load. When I came back, I saw a homeless man putting his dirty, wet underwear in the dryer with my clean clothes. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at the laundromat. I loaded a huge load into the top dryer, put all the quarters in, and started the bottom one. I realized my mistake when I came to check on it. FML
Today, I went to pick up my laundry from the communal machines in my apartment building. When I got there, all my clothes were neatly folded on top of the dryer. I was impressed, until I realized half of the pile wasn’t mine. I'd been carrying someone else’s underwear up to my apartment. FML
Today, I was washing some clothes in the laundry room at my apartment complex. I went back an hour later, passed my neighbor on the way in, and moved my clothes to the dryer. I just brought them back from the dryer, and all my underwear are missing. FML
Today, I went to the laundromat for the first time. I fit all of my clothes into two washers. Not knowing where to put the soap in, I asked a man doing his laundry, "Excuse me, where do I put the soap in?". He replied, "Ma'am, those are the dryers." FML
Today, I finally got around to doing laundry. The washing machines in my condominium building take about an hour to do a load. When I returned to throw my clothes in a dryer, I realized they were never washed in the first place. I used my card and detergent to pay for another person's laundry. FML
Today, I did laundry at a laundromat for the first time. I then folded everything on the table, until an old man tapped my shoulder and said, “Uh, those are my socks.” I'd neatly folded his entire load of laundry. He took it back without a word. FML
Today, I saw a hot guy at the laundromat. Wanting an excuse to talk to him, I tossed a pair of my red underwear into his washer. What I didn't realize was that he was washing his whites. Thanks to me, he now has an entire load of pink shirts and boxers. FML
Today, I went to do the laundry at my hotel. I had just enough money for my two loads. After getting frustrated with the washer taking two of my quarters and giving no credit, I took the clothes out. The washer then locked the door shut and started without my clothes. FML
Today, while at the laundry mat, an old man kept putting extra quarters in my dryer. I didn't realize until a while later what he'd done, just so he could keep watching me bend over to see how much time was left. FML
Today, I went to the dry-cleaner's and went to get my bag of laundry from my trunk, but I ended up dropping the bag. My dirty underwear blew around the parking lot. I had to chase it all down as a bunch of people looked on. FML
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Top comments
kathyFTW 0
wet = piss?
thequeenofscots 0
Meh. Take them out and donate a dollar to getting him his own dryer.
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Comments (127)
fatfaceunited 0
I like drugs and I like homeless people cause they sell me drugs :)
OHMYGEORGE 0
should of smacked his head against the machine. That'll teach him.
readblink 1
#25, I agree with you. If I had been there I'd like to think I would have given him a few dollars to wash his clothes...
necromancerlord 0
You're so dirty letting, a homeless man touch your load. Seriously, you should have just offered to pay for him to clean and dry his clothes, so he would leave you alone.
aback 5
Nasty! I'm sure you'd have given him the money for his own dryer instead of having his dirty wet shit in with your clean clothes. This kind of thing is why I'm not in love with the homeless. Those ******* aren't housebroken.
BellsMaster 0
Ew.
my_so_calledlife 0
i hope those clothes can be put in a super, super hot wash w/o shrinking - otherwise...uggghhh
4ube_fml 6
I don't have anything against homeless people, but some of them are just creepy (years of alcohol abuse, drug abuse and despair can only but make you half crazy). FYL
willowtree_fml 0
aw crap! sucks for you. This is why I never want to use laundromats.
omgitsseejay 0
ew, gross...