Anonymous
Canada
Today, I went to the doctor thinking I had breast cancer. Turns out, I have a third boob. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Leashaness
United States
Today, my doctor informed me that the pea-sized bump under my arm is a "third breast." That's not what I meant every time I said I wanted more tits. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I went to my gyn to see what a painful lump is under my armpit. Turns out it's breast tissue, and yes, it will fill up with milk when I'm pregnant. I essentially have three boobs. FML
triplenipple
Sweden
Today, I realized the birthmark I have on my chest isn't a birthmark at all; it's a third nipple. FML
Ouch
United States
Today, I was walking down the hallway when someone opened a door, smashing it into me. The bump makes it look like I have a third boob. FML
Lara
Bremen, Germany
Today, I went to the doctor's because I could feel something solid in my breasts, and I wanted to get it checked, just to be safe. Turns out it was my ribs. Oops. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that I have testicular cancer for the second time in two years, and they may end up removing my last testicle. Knowing full well I was also born with an extra rib, the doctor at the consultation joked, "Hey, you'll be three quarters of the way to being a woman." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my doctor told me I had "abnormally large breasts." This wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't a 20 year old man. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I noticed that I have gained enough weight to give me back boobs. FML
Savannah
Spring Hill, United States
Ethics in medecine
Today, I went to the doctor for a suspicious lump under my armpit, so he suggested a breast examination. While pressing all over them he said, "We're gonna have to send you for an X-ray because you have the most lumpy breasts I've ever felt in my life." FML
anonymous
Today, my doctor told me I should consider a breast reduction. I'm a man. FML
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NJXD 0
Are you a pornstar if not I would consider a career change
ROFLBERRYPIE 0
So you'd rather have cancer??
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panduh13 0
wow I don't see how that's so bad
inarticulating 0
dude at least you don't have breast cancer.
Kayokku 1
Personally, I'd rather have the cancer. Breast cancer is one of the easiest cancers to treat if it's caught early. A third boob is stuck with you. I mean, you could get it removed, but surgeries like that can have major complications. Am I rambling? I'm rambling, aren't I? I'll stop now. xD
Sinkhole 26
And cancer treatment can't have major complications? Apparently you don't know much about cancer. I would rather have a third boob than any kind of cancer.
Ray9889 8
Yea losing your boobs could be bad. I think girls would rather have more than less
gintori 0
That is interesting! well at least you don't have breast cancer! and the third breast makes you unique:)
gusgus36 5
on the bright side, you can't potentially die from a third boob...
yazmi_09 3
precog and you have obviously never gone through chemo
sweetwargasm 0
WIN!!!!!!
darceem 0
That sounds neat.
iluvmemicookies 0
I bet her boyfriend/husband thinks so.
letsgetPHYSICAL 0
Wha...? I...don't...is that even possible?!
InnocentLies 0
Apparently it is.. I wonder where it is though. o_o
NJXD 0
Chernobyl probably
InnocentLies 0
Thigh boob. :0 xD
TurkeyBaconLovin 0
yes, because since its on fml, it must be true..
InnocentLies 0
42, what are you new here? The Internet never lies.
MLuckyCapoeirist 6
You are right girl. The internets are serious business.
Lochcelious 0
You're cute!
therealsuperman 0
it's a sign that you need a man with three hands
that_is_Nathy 9
I consider you'd like cancer better? If getting the news that you DON'T have cancer is a FML to you, you have an interesting point of view.
Perksofbeingawal 0
That's interesting... I hope you're okay op.