Today, I went to the doctor for a suspicious lump under my armpit, so he suggested a breast examination. While pressing all over them he said, "We're gonna have to send you for an X-ray because you have the most lumpy breasts I've ever felt in my life." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to my gyn to see what a painful lump is under my armpit. Turns out it's breast tissue, and yes, it will fill up with milk when I'm pregnant. I essentially have three boobs. FML
Today, my doctor informed me that the pea-sized bump under my arm is a "third breast." That's not what I meant every time I said I wanted more tits. FML
Today, I went to have a breast exam. The doc told me that she would touch different parts of my breasts, and said to tell her if at any point it felt painful. As she was examining me, I was going to say that it wasn't painful, but instead I blurted out, "It feels good." FML
Today, a girl asked me to check out her left breast, which she said she'd found a strange lump on. I'm an orthodontist. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's because I could feel something solid in my breasts, and I wanted to get it checked, just to be safe. Turns out it was my ribs. Oops. FML
Today, while getting a breast exam for some suspicious lumps, I was lying on the table with my boobs exposed and I learned my doctor is afraid of wasps. I had to chase the wasp out whilst topless. FML
Today, I got a breast exam. I'd never had one before, but assumed it would be quick and easy. I had no idea how ticklish my boobs are. I burst out in uncontrollable laughter and kept instinctively jerking away. FML
Today, I went to the doctor to ask what the weird white lump was on my back, and if it was cancer. He told me it was the biggest pimple he'd ever seen. FML
Today, my doctor told me I had "abnormally large breasts." This wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't a 20 year old man. FML
Today, I went to the doctor thinking I had breast cancer. Turns out, I have a third boob. FML
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penguinlover56 0
are you okay though?
CheekyRaccoon 27
Seems like they checked your lovely lady lumps and deemed them to be too lumpy. Hopefully it's nothing serious and you'll be alright alright alright.
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Comments (17)
penguinlover56 0
are you okay though?
penguinlover56 0
are you okay though?
Bearsmomma 30
My grandmother cannot have caffeine. It causes her to have lumps. May be something you can try, or at least cut back.
CheekyRaccoon 27
Seems like they checked your lovely lady lumps and deemed them to be too lumpy. Hopefully it's nothing serious and you'll be alright alright alright.
Cali 57
Ok now ladies! (Yeah!)
Regulate 21
Hope it's nothing serious OP.
PennyLane27 32
Followup needed!!
morghandi 21
Sorry, I accidentally hit ydi; I meant to hit your life sucks.
dueglez_1 4
But how fitting that I got an ad for "The perfect pair!" right below ops post. Sorry op.
dueglez_1 4
But how fitting that I got an ad for "The perfect pair!" right below ops post. Sorry op.
naturegrl 9
I hope everything came back all right! :(